2 situations...would like your thoughts.

[Shari]

And I think I started the river-fish. Goodness. Scarey.

When I married DEX, he was 160 pounds and fit. Time happened and he was 220 or so when we divorced. But I bought him a sweatshirt just before he left and it was a 2xl and very baggy on him and I've seen him in it since and he's stretching it to the max...he has just ballooned.

Tho I can't say his women are hot. Most are hideous, but I wouldn't call them hot, either. The current one would be attractive if she had all her teeth. Or something.

I was just thinking as I went to the grocery at lunch...maybe next time I find damp, smelly clothes in the hamper (because by the time I find them, they are usually just damp, but boy do they reek), I'll put them on husband's pillow. When he complains, I can say "She didn't really pee in them. They were just damp. Stinks, don't it?"

Ok, I probably won't, but its tempting.

 

[AnnieO]

Yes! Yes! I love that idea! Unless he does what my husband does and plays musical pillows, you're good to go!

 

[Shari]

Nope. I'm possessive of my pillows.

 

[AnnieO]

I've tried to be, but working different shifts means I have to leave them unattended sometimes. Sigh.

Let's see... If he is oblivious... Maybe that is just what he needs!

Appropriate discipline means that it fits the crime...

 

[Shari]

Well it definitely fits. And he has a very weak stomach and throws up if the cat poops while he's in the mud room. Seriously.

Or maybe I can slip his pillowcase under wee's sheets. They are usually "just damp" but OMG it reeks.

 

[Marguerite]

Ok, I probably won't, but its tempting.

Why not? Go for it - how else will you get your point across? Talking clearly isn't doing anything!

Marg

 

[Shari]

I must say, I am tempted. I've about had it. Se my other post, but in a nutshell...he at least kinda gets it now, but I don't think anything is going to change.

Its gonna take drastic measures at this point, I'm afraid.