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2008 First Christmas Joke - and Card list update
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 211025" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><span style="color: #408080"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: green">There are currently 25 on the list - 2 canadian, 1 nz, and the rest US. </span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: green">LAST CALL FOR THE CARD LIST OR TO REMOVE YOUR NAME FROM IT. </span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: green">IF YOU ARE NOT SURE YOU are on it - PM me -</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: green"> I sent Pm's back to those of you who signed up - anyone else - remember November 22 is the deadline - cut off. Thanks</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #408080"><strong><em><span style="color: red">2008's First Christmas Joke</span></em></strong></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">gates.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">shook them and said, 'They're bells.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">what do those symbolize?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080">The man replied, 'These are Carols.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"></span></span><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"><strong><em>And So The Christmas Season</em></strong></span></span></span> </em></strong><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #408080"><span style="color: #408080"><strong><em>Begins......</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 211025, member: 4964"] [COLOR=#408080][B][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=green]There are currently 25 on the list - 2 canadian, 1 nz, and the rest US. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#408080][B][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=green]LAST CALL FOR THE CARD LIST OR TO REMOVE YOUR NAME FROM IT. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#408080][B][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=green]IF YOU ARE NOT SURE YOU are on it - PM me -[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#408080][B][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=green] I sent Pm's back to those of you who signed up - anyone else - remember November 22 is the deadline - cut off. Thanks[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#408080][B][I][/I][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#408080][B][I][COLOR=red]2008's First Christmas Joke[/COLOR][/I][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#408080][COLOR=#408080]Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The man replied, 'These are Carols.' [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][I][SIZE=5][COLOR=#408080][COLOR=#408080][B][I]And So The Christmas Season[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/I][/B][B][I][SIZE=5][COLOR=#408080][COLOR=#408080][B][I]Begins......[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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