Abbey
Spork Queen
My smoking has cut in half with the onset of COLD. Damn it all. I can't stay outside that long!
Why do I have to pump up my air mattress every flipping day? It must have a leak.
I see more cop cars in this small town than I did with a city of 3 million people...and they are TIGHT. If the speed limit is 25 (which they all are) and you're going 26...yeppers. You get a ticket. They constantly have people pulled over. There was one today on the street next to me. I watched as he nailed people left and right and its a residential street! Ummm...bud...how about catching some criminals?
Why do I have to say "My pleasure" at the conclusion of each customer that comes through my line? Can't I say "have a great day" or "thanks for shopping with us" or "it was nice seeing you again." Nope...My pleasure. We're on video and audio and they DO listen/watch the tapes.
Why does Star have that weird avatar saying?
Why does husband HAVE to watch every flipping Western that has ever been made? He'll even comment on how some of them are so bad, but he doesn't turn it off.
Why do I drink so much milk? I'm somewhat panicky right now because I know I'm dangerously low. I might have to make a 4am run to the mini mart.
Why can't I get my printer to work?
I have to park my car around the corner so mother in law doesn't know I'm home. Well, after a few weeks of doing this she walks in my house and wonders why I'm parking there. Ummm...the car likes it there?
Someone make the tingling and swelling in my hands and feet stop.
My husband put my Helen Hunt movie in the microwave. He can't stand her. Waaaaaa...
Ok. I think I'm done. It's been MY PLEASURE that you read this.
Random Deb aka Abbey
Why do I have to pump up my air mattress every flipping day? It must have a leak.
I see more cop cars in this small town than I did with a city of 3 million people...and they are TIGHT. If the speed limit is 25 (which they all are) and you're going 26...yeppers. You get a ticket. They constantly have people pulled over. There was one today on the street next to me. I watched as he nailed people left and right and its a residential street! Ummm...bud...how about catching some criminals?
Why do I have to say "My pleasure" at the conclusion of each customer that comes through my line? Can't I say "have a great day" or "thanks for shopping with us" or "it was nice seeing you again." Nope...My pleasure. We're on video and audio and they DO listen/watch the tapes.
Why does Star have that weird avatar saying?
Why does husband HAVE to watch every flipping Western that has ever been made? He'll even comment on how some of them are so bad, but he doesn't turn it off.
Why do I drink so much milk? I'm somewhat panicky right now because I know I'm dangerously low. I might have to make a 4am run to the mini mart.
Why can't I get my printer to work?
I have to park my car around the corner so mother in law doesn't know I'm home. Well, after a few weeks of doing this she walks in my house and wonders why I'm parking there. Ummm...the car likes it there?
Someone make the tingling and swelling in my hands and feet stop.
My husband put my Helen Hunt movie in the microwave. He can't stand her. Waaaaaa...
Ok. I think I'm done. It's been MY PLEASURE that you read this.
Random Deb aka Abbey