A funnie....Word Descriptions

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mstang67chic, Apr 19, 2010.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    I was emailed this today and had to share.

    ADULT:
    > A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
    >
    > BEAUTY PARLOR:
    > A place where women curl up and dye.
    >
    > CANNIBAL:
    > Someone who is fed up with people.
    >
    > CHICKENS:
    > The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
    > Shhh! Don't let Gcvmom see that one!

    > COMMITTEE:
    > A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
    >
    > DUST:
    > Mud with the juice squeezed out.
    >
    > EGOTIST:
    > Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
    >
    > HANDKERCHIEF:
    > Cold Storage.
    >
    > INFLATION:
    > Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
    >
    > MOSQUITO:
    > An insect that makes you like flies better.
    >
    > RAISIN:
    > Grape with a sunburn.
    >
    > SECRET:
    > Something you tell to one person at a time.
    >
    > SKELETON:
    > A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
    >
    > TOOTHACHE:
    > The pain that drives you to extraction.
    >
    > TOMORROW:
    > One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
    >
    > YAWN:
    > An honest opinion openly expressed.
    >
    > and MY Personal Favorite!!
    >
    > WRINKLES:
    > Something other people have,
    > similar to my character lines.
     
  2. klmno

    klmno Active Member

    :rofl:

    Funny, I have those character lines, too!
     
  3. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Love this!!
     
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