A Funny from the Produce Department...

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by DaisyFace, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. DaisyFace

    DaisyFace Love me...Love me not

    I usually take my son grocery shopping with me and I generally let him pick out what we will buy....

    So we were in the produce department and I said
    "Let's get some cucumbers."

    DS grabbed one. It was a little mis-shapen. It had a long thin shaft and a bulge at the tip--definitely phallic-looking and a little too "happy to see me" if you know what I mean.

    "O no," I said. "Not that one. Let's get a different one."

    DS pointed it at me and said "But why? It's the biggest one here."

    "Honey," I said. "Size doesn't matter."

    DS looked down at the cucumber gripped firmly in his hand and declared

    "Yes, it does!!!".

  2. Jody

    Jody Active Member

    too funny. Lol. Made me smile.
  3. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Thou dost intrude thou fobbing, sheep biting, clotpole....

    Sorry - no sleep - wrong post - but so funny I left it.

    ehhhhhhh I go nothing........roflm carrots off.
  5. DaisyFace

    DaisyFace Love me...Love me not

    Just who are you calling a sheep biter?!?!?

    Pickle you! Kumquat!!

    (O wait, that's not from Shakespeare, it's from the Orbit gum commercials--but I like it, so I'm gonna use it anyway...)
  6. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Who are you calling a Cootie Queen? You lint licker? :tongue: - need serious sleep soon......

    SO when r we moving?