A Funny from the Produce Department...

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by DaisyFace, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. DaisyFace

    DaisyFace Love me...Love me not

    I usually take my son grocery shopping with me and I generally let him pick out what we will buy....

    So we were in the produce department and I said
    "Let's get some cucumbers."

    DS grabbed one. It was a little mis-shapen. It had a long thin shaft and a bulge at the tip--definitely phallic-looking and a little too "happy to see me" if you know what I mean.

    "O no," I said. "Not that one. Let's get a different one."

    DS pointed it at me and said "But why? It's the biggest one here."

    "Honey," I said. "Size doesn't matter."

    DS looked down at the cucumber gripped firmly in his hand and declared

    "Yes, it does!!!".


    :tongue:
     
  2. Jody

    Jody Active Member

    too funny. Lol. Made me smile.
     
  3. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Thou dost intrude thou fobbing, sheep biting, clotpole....

    Sorry - no sleep - wrong post - but so funny I left it.

    ehhhhhhh I go nothing........roflm carrots off.
     
  5. DaisyFace

    DaisyFace Love me...Love me not

    Just who are you calling a sheep biter?!?!?

    Pickle you! Kumquat!!


    (O wait, that's not from Shakespeare, it's from the Orbit gum commercials--but I like it, so I'm gonna use it anyway...)
     
  6. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Who are you calling a Cootie Queen? You lint licker? :tongue: - need serious sleep soon......

    SO when r we moving?
     
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