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<blockquote data-quote="Hound dog" data-source="post: 292182" data-attributes="member: 84"><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">chicken coop. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says "OK old fart, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">time for you to retire." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">these chickens. Look what it has done to me. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner? </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins! gets the exclusive </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">domain over the entire chicken coop." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The old rooster takes off running. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">About 15 seconds later. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The young rooster takes off running after him. They round the Front </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">porch. When he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">- BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I bought this month." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Moral of this story? . </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #003366"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">overcome youth and arrogance!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hound dog, post: 292182, member: 84"] [COLOR=#003366][FONT=Verdana]A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner? "The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins! gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, Old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later. The young rooster takes off running after him. They round the Front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch. When he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story? . Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance![/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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