A funny

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by flutterby, Jul 12, 2009.

  1. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

    A Husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."

    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, an when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After Dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love many times!!!

    Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back then towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

    Then tomorrow morning , guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

    The dutiful wife replied ' I would guess the freakin' funeral director!'

  2. Andy

    Andy Active Member


    They gotta learn that once there is a female in the house it is HER house! (just kidding - gotta share)
  3. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    Even husband thought that was funny when I read it to him. He knows how true that would be.....
  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Share? Who said anything about share? This is MY house MY rules and husband knows it, not just the difficult children. lol

    Funny cuz I was thinking the same thing before I got to the punch line. :D
  5. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    When I read the title to Hubby, You can be the man of your house, he said, "Yeah, right, with your wife's permission!"
  6. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    I am glad I am not the only one to have trained my husband this way. Man of the House. Yeah. Right. That just means you have to deal with the trash by yourself and kill ALL the bugs. Hope you have a cat, dude, cause the mice are your problem too. And mice don't taste all that great when you bite into them to break their necks.
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2009
  7. Marguerite

    Marguerite Active Member

    Speaking from personal experience, Susie?

    My my, some people DO have interesting hobbies...

  8. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    husband knows that when I am ranting, it is best not to argue when I say MY HOUSE.

    He also knows that I am "el jefe" and he is ons step above the cats, dog and difficult children in the decision tree... LOL
  9. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Ahhhhhh ya got me! Brilliant! ROFL. :tongue: Good 1 flutter!
  10. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member

    Cute, flutter! I'll tell that one to my husband when we go out tomorrow night.

    Ewww, Susie and Marg. What a pair you make! {{crunch}}