a little friendly man bash

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by kris, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. kris

    kris New Member

    <span style='font-size: 14pt'> <span style='font-family: Georgia'> <span style="color: #006600"> i found this on one of my soap board & felt compelled to share it with-y'all lol.

    On Men.......

    Don`t imagine you can change a man, unless he`s in diapers.

    What do you do when your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door behind him.

    If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.

    Never let your man`s mind wander. Its too small to be out on it`s own.

    Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyways.

    Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

    The definition of a bachelor is a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    Women don`t make fools of men. Most of them are do-it-yourself types.

    The best way to get a man to do something is to say he`s too old for it.

    Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn`t ask for directions.

    If he asks what kind of books you`re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at him.

    Sadly, all men are created equal.


    kris
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  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Women don`t make fools of men. Most of them are do-it-yourself types. </div></div>

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    These were too funny Kris. I think I'll email them to easy child. She'll get a kick out of them.
     
  3. momof4insc

    momof4insc New Member

    here is another man bashing......cuss words deleted


    A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards... You need:



    A heart to love him

    A diamond to marry him

    A club to smash his f#@$%^% head in, and

    A spade to bury the b@%$#&^
     
  4. ScentofCedar

    ScentofCedar New Member

    Heh.

    Man bashing is one of my favorite things! :smile:

    Barbara

    :smile:
     
  5. donna723

    donna723 Well-Known Member

    Ooooooooooh, we're "man-bashing"! I love it! :laugh:

    When I first read this, I started looking for an email my cousin sent me, but I must have accidentally deleted it. Basically it was ...


    <u>The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale</u>

    A man and a woman met and fell in love.

    She asked him to marry her.

    He said "No".

    And she lived happily ever after!


    :princess:
     
  6. admin xp

    admin xp New Member

    :thumbsup: oneline e akl
     
  7. Fran

    Fran Former Site Owner

    I don't know what adminXP means or what language it is?
    I know this is meant as playful teasing but I'm not sure how I'd feel if our male members did some female bashing in jest.
    In general I like men and I can see that as a woman I am not without fault.
    Just my humble opinion.
     
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