A little )older( birthday humor

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Aug 14, 2008.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Today in my email in box - I got:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM KALUAH
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM DEWARS
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM CHEVAS
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM CROWN ROYAL
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALLSTATE
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM CONDUCT BOARD
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM DENTIST
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM JACK DANIELS

    - SO IT OCCURS TO ME :smug: that over 1/2 of my well wishers are booze companies, one is for stress relief, one stresses me out to pay (insurance) and one is from the dentist who charged me $200 bucks for a cleaning and xrays knowing I'm poor. -NO WONDER I got happy birthday's from the booze companies.

    Funnier yet? I don't drink. :tongue:(I signed up for freebies and they remembered me)
     
  2. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    And WHERE do I sign up for these? ;)

    Abbey
     
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    Me too! And why don't I even get interesting emails like that? lol
     
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