A little )older( birthday humor

[Star*]

Today in my email in box - I got:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM KALUAH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM DEWARS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM CHEVAS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM CROWN ROYAL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALLSTATE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM CONDUCT BOARD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM DENTIST
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM JACK DANIELS

- SO IT OCCURS TO ME that over 1/2 of my well wishers are booze companies, one is for stress relief, one stresses me out to pay (insurance) and one is from the dentist who charged me $200 bucks for a cleaning and xrays knowing I'm poor. -NO WONDER I got happy birthday's from the booze companies.

Funnier yet? I don't drink. (I signed up for freebies and they remembered me)

 

[Abbey]

And WHERE do I sign up for these?

Abbey

 

[Hound dog]

Me too! And why don't I even get interesting emails like that? lol