A toast for those of us with difficult child's for 2008

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    PLEASE HOLD YOUR BEVERAGE HIGH -

    Round and Round drinky in my Glass
    2007 - What a P.I.T.A

    To us, To us - CD Parents All
    I'm on bended knee to pray ( name of kid) hears the call

    Get up, Get a job, get your GED
    Grab the trash, Help us out, Turn off the TV

    Clean your room, don't have sex, leave the dang dog alone
    Put your clothes away, don't hit her, and GET OFF THE PHONE

    Mother's Day/Father's Day And MY birthday too
    Should be treated like Holy days - you never knew

    Don't forget that you are certainly wanted for Christmas
    Bring a gift, don't stay long, but tell us that you missed us

    Now friends; raise 'em high, for higher hopes in 08
    To the best year to come - And a shiny clean slate
     
  2. klmno

    klmno Active Member

    Gotta love ya, Star!! And...count me in!

    by the way, what does ONOZ stand for?
     
  3. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    OH No (plural)

    as in if difficult child only did one thing wrong I could say OH NO

    Since he is Dude he does several and I have to say OH NOOZ
     
  4. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Cent' Anni
    What a lovely toast!
     
  5. Kjs

    Kjs Guest

    What a great toast. Only one thing to add...get off the computer, the game system...do your homework..turn it in.

    guess more than one.

    It WILL be a good new year. 102 school days left.
     
  6. Hopeless

    Hopeless ....Hopeful Now

    I'll join that toast. Also, a toast that when the phone rings, it is not an issue with difficult child. Maybe just difficult child saying "Hi, I miss you and wanted to say I love you" (nothing needed LOL)
     
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911


    Round and Round drinky in my Glass
    2007 - What a P.I.T.A

    To us, To us - CD Parents All
    I'm on bended knee to pray ( name of kid) hears the call

    Get up, Get a job, get your GED
    Grab the trash, Help us out, Turn off the TV

    Clean your room, don't have sex, leave the dang dog alone
    Put your clothes away, don't hit her, and GET OFF THE PHONE

    Me and your Wii - strolled out to the trash
    I'll pay you to do homework here's a penny in cash

    Mother's Day/Father's Day And MY birthday too
    Should be treated like Holy days - you never knew

    Don't forget that you are certainly wanted for Christmas
    Bring a gift, don't stay long, but tell us that you missed us

    Now friends; raise 'em high, for higher hopes in 08
    To the best year to come - And a shiny clean slate


    Hows that?
     
  8. KFld

    KFld New Member

    Great toast!!!!! I'll drink to that.

    Hope everyone has a happy and healthy new year
     
  9. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Grandpa

    Hear, hear!
     
  10. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    And here is to Better Doctor's, Better Medication's and no-one being turned away from health care...

    Cheer Cheer!!!
     
  11. 4timmy

    4timmy New Member

    Great Toast!
    Great addition!! HEAR HEAR!
     
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