A toast for those of us with difficult child's for 2008

Star*

call 911........call 911
PLEASE HOLD YOUR BEVERAGE HIGH -

Round and Round drinky in my Glass
2007 - What a P.I.T.A

To us, To us - CD Parents All
I'm on bended knee to pray ( name of kid) hears the call

Get up, Get a job, get your GED
Grab the trash, Help us out, Turn off the TV

Clean your room, don't have sex, leave the dang dog alone
Put your clothes away, don't hit her, and GET OFF THE PHONE

Mother's Day/Father's Day And MY birthday too
Should be treated like Holy days - you never knew

Don't forget that you are certainly wanted for Christmas
Bring a gift, don't stay long, but tell us that you missed us

Now friends; raise 'em high, for higher hopes in 08
To the best year to come - And a shiny clean slate
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
OH No (plural)

as in if difficult child only did one thing wrong I could say OH NO

Since he is Dude he does several and I have to say OH NOOZ
 
K

Kjs

Guest
What a great toast. Only one thing to add...get off the computer, the game system...do your homework..turn it in.

guess more than one.

It WILL be a good new year. 102 school days left.
 

Hopeless

....Hopeful Now
I'll join that toast. Also, a toast that when the phone rings, it is not an issue with difficult child. Maybe just difficult child saying "Hi, I miss you and wanted to say I love you" (nothing needed LOL)
 

Star*

call 911........call 911

Round and Round drinky in my Glass
2007 - What a P.I.T.A

To us, To us - CD Parents All
I'm on bended knee to pray ( name of kid) hears the call

Get up, Get a job, get your GED
Grab the trash, Help us out, Turn off the TV

Clean your room, don't have sex, leave the dang dog alone
Put your clothes away, don't hit her, and GET OFF THE PHONE

Me and your Wii - strolled out to the trash
I'll pay you to do homework here's a penny in cash

Mother's Day/Father's Day And MY birthday too
Should be treated like Holy days - you never knew

Don't forget that you are certainly wanted for Christmas
Bring a gift, don't stay long, but tell us that you missed us

Now friends; raise 'em high, for higher hopes in 08
To the best year to come - And a shiny clean slate


Hows that?
 

totoro

Mom? What's a difficult child?
And here is to Better Doctor's, Better Medication's and no-one being turned away from health care...

Cheer Cheer!!!
 

4timmy

New Member
What a great toast. Only one thing to add...get off the computer, the game system...do your homework..turn it in.

guess more than one.

It WILL be a good new year. 102 school days left.

Great Toast!
Great addition!! HEAR HEAR!
 
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