So difficult child informs me that she's taken a vow of celibacy........... The other day she told me she hadn't had sex in something like 4 months. That Monkeyboy was all about himself, if you know what I mean, and she didn't want to bother with it anymore if it wasn't going to be decent for her too. Hmmm, okay. Yesterday, I asked her when she's starting the BC patch because her periods were messed up and so she skipped a month. I wasn't too worried since she and MB had broken up. Anyway, she said she had her period for only one day and she's starting the patch on Sat (today). I then said, "Well, there's no chance you could be preggo, right?" fully expecting to hear an emphatic "no!" but instead I got a squirrely smile....oh man, here we go, right? She stated that she had sex ONCE, with a guy she was kind of seeing before she hooked up with MB!!!!!!! In his TRUCK!!!!!! Last week!!! At least they used protection. I didn't say anything except, "Stop giving it up so freakin easy..." She then stormed off accusing me of calling her a wh.o.re, which I did not...we've had this discussion many MANY times about WAITING (not for marriage - I'm not that naive - but at least be IN a relationship for cripes sakes). Later in the car, she said, "That's it, I've decided to take a vow of celibacy, Mom." I almost drove off the road. I mean, really...why does she make these statements?? I just nod and say, "Okay, that sounds like a good idea." I mean, c'mon.