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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 360937" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Susie*, </p><p> </p><p>OKAY KID!!!!!!O! </p><p> </p><p>I DO NOT KNOW YOU TO BE A PERSON TO LAY...LIE....LAY? VERBAGE .....Sorry out of topamax and head is crunching today....and DF is making me batty.....ARGH (when I retire I'm going to work 4 jobs so I will not be at home) being out of work? Not so bad...being at home having mini conversations every 12 minutes with DF? MAKING ME NUTTY. (runs screaming ........) -and I think (being conspiracy theorist.....is this part.....of. his. evil. plan. to. get. ME. back. to work. sooner?) OR. DOES. HE. REALLY. LIKE. ME. BEING. HOME?) runs screaming again. this time flailing arms. and. rolling. in. grass. like....like. I'm. on. fire. </p><p> </p><p>Okay. So lets look at this situation. Step by step. What can we do to minimize what we can? </p><p>1.) All the lights and water heater. - </p><p>Possible solutions? </p><p>a.) Read a book. Can you do any of this yourselves? </p><p>b.) Barter for services on Craigslist. </p><p>c.) Barter for services with an electritian. </p><p>d.) Get candles. </p><p>e.) Heat water/chop wood. (check with local ordinances - can you build a fire in city limits to heat wood outside?) </p><p>f.) Stay dirty. (ewwww) </p><p>g.) Stay dirty, get really smelly, sit in insurance agents office smelling. (ding, ding, ding, ding) </p><p> </p><p>G. Winner. </p><p> </p><p>2.) Social Security has lost your application 3rd time. </p><p>a.) call them - do you have all day to sit on phone? Well you could use the phone in the agents office - you're trying to stink it up</p><p>b.) drive there and wait - how far are they from you. </p><p>c.) bonus if you leave from agents office smelling and wait in ssi office smelling (see I am an evil genius) double bonus points if you take the entire family and look like the Beverly Hillbillys, triple bonus points if you take everyone and all of you act like difficult children. I bet THAT would hurry it along. Be sure to take YOUR copies so they can copy your copies to expedite your application.</p><p>d.) Ask to speak to the director, explain your application has been lost three times - this also happened to DF twice. Do you know how ridiculously hard it is to get a 93 year old woman to go from her farm house to the post office in the basement and dig out a 53 year old box of records in a fruit cellar for a birth certificate for DF it was in a North Dakota? O.M.G doesn't even cover it...then to have to get someone to take it somewhere to get an official copy and do it TWICE??? Witch Slap...and double flying Witch Slap doesn't even cover it. So yeah - send in your paper work third time - No. Thank. YOU. I'll drive there and we'll hand it to you in person with an appointment was the only way it was happening again. So .....</p><p> </p><p>D. ding, ding. ding. WINNER. sans the witch slap - cause ....well obvioulsy....you won't get a check. </p><p> </p><p>3.) LOAN MODIFICATION. </p><p> </p><p>a. YOU QUALIFY? </p><p> </p><p>they don't "Want" to do it? naught ah.....there is no "we don't want to". It's a federal program. I would be getting ahold of someone I'm not sure whom. But there has to be a greivance process or something. I would not take this "we don't want to" I would appeal their decision. WHAT do you have to loose? More time? </p><p> </p><p>A.) DING, DING, DING ---winner....</p><p> </p><p>4.) Black Kitty not getting food? </p><p> </p><p>a.) Simply dimply - food in the bathroom - behind closed doors with a booster feeding.....mix 1 can with some dry....and feed him alone until plump. You may ALSO want to worm him (to be on the safe side) if you could afford it you could have him tested for Feluke....but I'm thinking you know a ton about cats and have the problem. under control. cats give off signals we have no clue about - so thinking - he's being taught a lesson for something - you or I can't understand. </p><p> </p><p>As far as blowing off steam - I Soooooooooooooooo get it. </p><p> </p><p>Love ya! </p><p> </p><p>Hang in there ------or just hang em.....<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></p><p>Starbie - the rope saleswoman Barbie -</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 360937, member: 4964"] Susie*, OKAY KID!!!!!!O! I DO NOT KNOW YOU TO BE A PERSON TO LAY...LIE....LAY? VERBAGE .....Sorry out of topamax and head is crunching today....and DF is making me batty.....ARGH (when I retire I'm going to work 4 jobs so I will not be at home) being out of work? Not so bad...being at home having mini conversations every 12 minutes with DF? MAKING ME NUTTY. (runs screaming ........) -and I think (being conspiracy theorist.....is this part.....of. his. evil. plan. to. get. ME. back. to work. sooner?) OR. DOES. HE. REALLY. LIKE. ME. BEING. HOME?) runs screaming again. this time flailing arms. and. rolling. in. grass. like....like. I'm. on. fire. Okay. So lets look at this situation. Step by step. What can we do to minimize what we can? 1.) All the lights and water heater. - Possible solutions? a.) Read a book. Can you do any of this yourselves? b.) Barter for services on Craigslist. c.) Barter for services with an electritian. d.) Get candles. e.) Heat water/chop wood. (check with local ordinances - can you build a fire in city limits to heat wood outside?) f.) Stay dirty. (ewwww) g.) Stay dirty, get really smelly, sit in insurance agents office smelling. (ding, ding, ding, ding) G. Winner. 2.) Social Security has lost your application 3rd time. a.) call them - do you have all day to sit on phone? Well you could use the phone in the agents office - you're trying to stink it up b.) drive there and wait - how far are they from you. c.) bonus if you leave from agents office smelling and wait in ssi office smelling (see I am an evil genius) double bonus points if you take the entire family and look like the Beverly Hillbillys, triple bonus points if you take everyone and all of you act like difficult children. I bet THAT would hurry it along. Be sure to take YOUR copies so they can copy your copies to expedite your application. d.) Ask to speak to the director, explain your application has been lost three times - this also happened to DF twice. Do you know how ridiculously hard it is to get a 93 year old woman to go from her farm house to the post office in the basement and dig out a 53 year old box of records in a fruit cellar for a birth certificate for DF it was in a North Dakota? O.M.G doesn't even cover it...then to have to get someone to take it somewhere to get an official copy and do it TWICE??? Witch Slap...and double flying Witch Slap doesn't even cover it. So yeah - send in your paper work third time - No. Thank. YOU. I'll drive there and we'll hand it to you in person with an appointment was the only way it was happening again. So ..... D. ding, ding. ding. WINNER. sans the witch slap - cause ....well obvioulsy....you won't get a check. 3.) LOAN MODIFICATION. a. YOU QUALIFY? they don't "Want" to do it? naught ah.....there is no "we don't want to". It's a federal program. I would be getting ahold of someone I'm not sure whom. But there has to be a greivance process or something. I would not take this "we don't want to" I would appeal their decision. WHAT do you have to loose? More time? A.) DING, DING, DING ---winner.... 4.) Black Kitty not getting food? a.) Simply dimply - food in the bathroom - behind closed doors with a booster feeding.....mix 1 can with some dry....and feed him alone until plump. You may ALSO want to worm him (to be on the safe side) if you could afford it you could have him tested for Feluke....but I'm thinking you know a ton about cats and have the problem. under control. cats give off signals we have no clue about - so thinking - he's being taught a lesson for something - you or I can't understand. As far as blowing off steam - I Soooooooooooooooo get it. Love ya! Hang in there ------or just hang em.....:winking: Starbie - the rope saleswoman Barbie - [/QUOTE]
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