And then....the fight started

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Jul 22, 2008.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I rear-ended a car this morning.

    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
    of his car.

    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
    just seem funny?

    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT

    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started.....
  2. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

  3. Oh no you didn't.... neck swinging about....
  4. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Ok...I'll give you this. It took me about 10 seconds to get your reply to him. You ARE a naughty girl.

    Sorry about the rear-ending.

    ps...I think they are called 'little people' nowadays. I could be wrong.

  5. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat


    Back to your corner!
  6. Star*

    Star* call 911

    My Mom sent me this joke -

    But it back fired -

    See, I read - I rear ended someone this morning

    I freaked out, couldn't call out on my phone

    Finally calmed down read the rest of the email

    And realized it was a joke -

  7. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    I got a joke like this once, but it involved the suicide hotline and a call center in a foreign country where suicide bombings take place. I thought it was funny so I forwarded it. Three people called me pronto to make sure I was ok and not suicidal...
  8. OpenWindow

    OpenWindow Active Member

  9. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    funny...I just sent this to Hubby at work, titled "Honey, don't be mad..."
  10. Andy

    Andy Active Member


    Does this mean you are still a safe driver? After our safe driving thread, this is so appropriate. I also thought it was for real at first and was about ready to reread your reply to the driving thread.


    I just can't stop laughing! Thank you, I really did need something to laugh at.
  11. amazeofgrace

    amazeofgrace New Member

    LOL I got the same joke, at 1st I was like, oh no she was in an accident, until the punch line, LOL!!
  12. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Hubby thought I had really been in an accident at first, and was getting ready to call and see how I was...but then he read the rest of it...
  13. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    He couldn't tell you which one he was? He must have banged his head in the accident......Sounds like an impending lawsuit for you to file since he won't remember the events before the accident. He ran into you so start wearing a neck brace and go to your doctor (not doctor) and complain of back pain. Could mean big dollars cause everyone knows these guys were diamond miners! Good luck with the lawsuit with Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy or doctor (cause we know it ain't Happy).
  14. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    It might be Happy. He might have amnesia.

    Or he might be from the Wizard of Oz.

    The world may never know.
  15. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member