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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 175154" data-attributes="member: 179"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want In a Man -- As Years Go By...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Original List: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Handsome</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Charming</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Financially successful</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4. A caring listener</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Witty</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6. In good shape</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Dresses with style</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Appreciates finer things</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Full of thoughtful surprises</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10. An imaginative, romantic lover </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Nice looking</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Opens car doors, holds chairs</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Has enough money for a nice dinner</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Listens more than talks</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Laughs at my jokes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Carries bags of groceries with ease</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Owns at least one tie</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Seeks romance at least once a week </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Not too ugly</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Nods head when I'm talking</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Shaves most weekends </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Doesn't borrow money too often</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Appreciates a good TV dinner</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Remembers your name on occasion </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Shaves some weekends </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Doesn't scare small children</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Remembers where bathroom is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Only snores lightly when asleep</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Remembers why he's laughing</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Usually wears some clothes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Likes soft foods </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Remembers where he left his teeth </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Remembers that it's the weekend </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Breathing. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Doesn't miss the toilet.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/Graemlins/9-07bravo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":bravo:" title="bravo :bravo:" data-shortname=":bravo:" /></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 175154, member: 179"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]What I Want In a Man -- As Years Go By... Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82) 1. Breathing. 2. Doesn't miss the toilet.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]:applause: [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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