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call 911........call 911
It's.....Jesus. I swear to....well you get the point. Yes today folks in the Bi-Lo grocery store for $9.99 attired in the usual robe and sandals - was Jesus that action figure.
He has brown hair, moustache, beard. He has pecs that rival the Hulk and 6 pack abs!! (Mother Mary sold separately)
And it says on the box - Push my buttons I talk.
??????
I thought - there is NO Way I am standing in a grocery store pushing Jesus' buttons. And then the thought came to me about every Barbie doll that ends up in the toy box, naked and it just jerked my chain. I mean what? If Jesus gets bored with the Bethlehem look he can switch to Kens tuxedo or Jam shorts and polo pullover? Honest to....well you know what I mean.
I will say that NONE of them had sold - NONE. And my last gripe -
HOW did they know WHAT to make him look like????? HUH? COME ON -
Did they seriously think this would be a hot seller? At a grocery store?
And Mary looks more like his sister than his mother - they are both looking like action figure teens. Lordy, Lordy......well you know what I mean.
(author notes this is not a promotional post or a religious post)
Why would you BUY what you can have for free? Seriously -
He has brown hair, moustache, beard. He has pecs that rival the Hulk and 6 pack abs!! (Mother Mary sold separately)
And it says on the box - Push my buttons I talk.
??????
I thought - there is NO Way I am standing in a grocery store pushing Jesus' buttons. And then the thought came to me about every Barbie doll that ends up in the toy box, naked and it just jerked my chain. I mean what? If Jesus gets bored with the Bethlehem look he can switch to Kens tuxedo or Jam shorts and polo pullover? Honest to....well you know what I mean.
I will say that NONE of them had sold - NONE. And my last gripe -
HOW did they know WHAT to make him look like????? HUH? COME ON -
Did they seriously think this would be a hot seller? At a grocery store?
And Mary looks more like his sister than his mother - they are both looking like action figure teens. Lordy, Lordy......well you know what I mean.
(author notes this is not a promotional post or a religious post)
Why would you BUY what you can have for free? Seriously -