Tonight, difficult child was watching a violent, real-life movie called Hamburger Hill. I thought it was too much for him, and husband commented, "We'll make you watch Barney, instead." difficult child said, "No way! Barney hides drugs in his tail!" husband and I laughed SO hard. difficult child was completely serious. I Googled it, and it turns out there was a rumor that the actor who played Barney supposedly hid drugs in the tail, but it isn't true. How would I know unless I read it in a tabloid?