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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 195948" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Jerri, </p><p> </p><p>Well look who came back home to say hello! Good to see you. I was thinking that since I could use a breast reduction and your PH likes 'em small, and since I've survied breast cancer....I have a plan. </p><p> </p><p>I will give you 1/2 of my (.)(.). See even at giving you 1/2 of mine 44E...you'd do okay. (doing the math) 1/2 of 44E would be 22C.....account for back, ribs.....and I think that would put you at a 32C. It would put me at a 32 C too!!!! Hmm but that creates another problem for me as my butt is probably a 68H.......and if I only had a 32C rack - it would make my butt look bigger. So I shall buy larger tennis shoes to compensate. I think I'll go to the Clinique counter to make myself feel better and get a makeover. </p><p> </p><p>And now that I truly LOOK like Ronald McDonald I could get into the hospital to visit you! I'll be the one with the big butt, small boobs, and ridicuously large shoes - and hot red lipstic all over my face - (it was the drugs from the surgery (boobectomy) I swear) </p><p> </p><p>So if Ronald McDonald shows up at your bedside....it's me. If elephants wearing tutu's dancing with alligators show up at your bedside? It's a Fantasia flashback. If kittens with balloons and puppys with flowers show up, and they are spinning in space while sugar plum faireys flit through the air? It's probably time to back off the morphine. </p><p> </p><p>You're in my prayers.....</p><p>Star</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 195948, member: 4964"] Jerri, Well look who came back home to say hello! Good to see you. I was thinking that since I could use a breast reduction and your PH likes 'em small, and since I've survied breast cancer....I have a plan. I will give you 1/2 of my (.)(.). See even at giving you 1/2 of mine 44E...you'd do okay. (doing the math) 1/2 of 44E would be 22C.....account for back, ribs.....and I think that would put you at a 32C. It would put me at a 32 C too!!!! Hmm but that creates another problem for me as my butt is probably a 68H.......and if I only had a 32C rack - it would make my butt look bigger. So I shall buy larger tennis shoes to compensate. I think I'll go to the Clinique counter to make myself feel better and get a makeover. And now that I truly LOOK like Ronald McDonald I could get into the hospital to visit you! I'll be the one with the big butt, small boobs, and ridicuously large shoes - and hot red lipstic all over my face - (it was the drugs from the surgery (boobectomy) I swear) So if Ronald McDonald shows up at your bedside....it's me. If elephants wearing tutu's dancing with alligators show up at your bedside? It's a Fantasia flashback. If kittens with balloons and puppys with flowers show up, and they are spinning in space while sugar plum faireys flit through the air? It's probably time to back off the morphine. You're in my prayers..... Star [/QUOTE]
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