Gosh it's so cold here - even for the South. SO I got up this morning and tried to dress quickly. Pant suit, stockings, heels, jewelry and EVEN- just a tad of makeup. Warmed up some cornbread and chocolate milk then headed out the door. Get to work (work with all men) and no one ever notices me unless I do something - outrageous or with chocolate (sigh). All the men are coming by my office to say Good Morning. A bit unusual, but I "did" dress for success today - curled the ends of my hair, wearing black and peach - a surefire good look for me. Well I got here at 8:00 - and just went for my first break at 9:20 - looked in the mirror and OH MY GOSH - I had dotted on my coverup this morning (white and beige) and it was still in dots. I look like an Aboriginal office worker. - I truly give up. In an effort to control my laughter in the restroom, I rubbed it in telling myself - You are a beautiful RACCOON! (fading voice) beautifulllllll raaaaacccoooon.