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<blockquote data-quote="KTMom91" data-source="post: 279857" data-attributes="member: 4040"><p><span style="font-size: 10px">How many women with menopause does it take to change a lightbulb?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">One! Only one! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house even knows HOW to change a lightbulb!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">They don't even know that the bulb is burned out! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the friggin' lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the same cabinet for the past 17 YEARS!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHTBULBS CAME IN!!! AND DO YOU KNOW WHY???</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE ALL HAVEN'T SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!!!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">I'm sorry. What was the question again?</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KTMom91, post: 279857, member: 4040"] [SIZE="2"]How many women with menopause does it take to change a lightbulb? One! Only one! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house even knows HOW to change a lightbulb![/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]They don't even know that the bulb is burned out! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the friggin' lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the same cabinet for the past 17 YEARS![/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!![/SIZE] [SIZE="4"]AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHTBULBS CAME IN!!! AND DO YOU KNOW WHY???[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"]BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE ALL HAVEN'T SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!![/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!!![/SIZE] [SIZE="7"]AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!![/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]I'm sorry. What was the question again?[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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