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call 911........call 911
Now before anyone chastises us I will preface my story, or rather Luu-Luu's adventure with facts - 1.) No animals were harmed in this story. 2.) No one taught her this trick - we didn't know she had mad skillz or a passion for thrill seeking. It is what it is.
I have a stand up looking glass mirror. It's a full length mirror in a wooden frame. I converted a spare bedroom into MY closet and ironing room/storage when Dude chose to move out years ago. It's mine. It's girly. I don't hide my unmentionables.
Rather.....I hang them on the side of the mirror. I believe I've mentioned before I'm top heavy. So my unmentionables are....um....big.
I don't usually allow all the fur kids in my room. Fur, etc.....and I'd like one place without their hair, my hair, we all shed mass quantities of hair. I have a fantastic vacuum, but... Then there is Luu Luu Belle....and she's a baby. So training ensues and the word NO with a line drawn across the edge of the door way. PFT. I turn my back - IN she runs....and the first time I see her do this....I thought - FLUKE. Paid it little mind. But untangled her from the bra straps. Well you can see where this is going right?
Yup....day two. Runs in the room when my back is turned, hooks her head and chest into the cup runs forward with all her might.....and pulls, pulls, pulls and then WHEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee up come her legs and then she lets ---LETS (mind you) herself snap backward. She did it two more times!
Obviously she had found her new joy. Cross your heart took on a WHOLE new meaning. So did - Sling.
So I'm telling DF about this and like many of you (I'm sure) he's rolling his eyes and nodding. So I told him to stand in the back bedroom, I unlocked the closetroom and hung my unmentionable on the knob of the mirror and waited. Of course I told her NO....and drew the imaginary line at the doorway, turned my back and here she comes, sassy as you please slides her head into the strap, saddles her chest into the cup and pulls, pulls, pulls and then Wheeeeeeeeeeee........
If we can get it on video? We will. She's getting heavier by the minute and seriously? She's wearing my br......unmentionable flat out. lol. But DF said we should get it on AFV - for the $10k prize.....I said "You'd put MY unmentionables on national tv for a laugh. DF said "I'd put MY unmentionables on tv for $10K....
Only in our weird and loving little house - I swear....but it is never boring.
----Oh and FYI Dude got himself up this morning. JOY!!!!!
----but the puppy found me at 3:00 AM......hahah.
I have a stand up looking glass mirror. It's a full length mirror in a wooden frame. I converted a spare bedroom into MY closet and ironing room/storage when Dude chose to move out years ago. It's mine. It's girly. I don't hide my unmentionables.
Rather.....I hang them on the side of the mirror. I believe I've mentioned before I'm top heavy. So my unmentionables are....um....big. I don't usually allow all the fur kids in my room. Fur, etc.....and I'd like one place without their hair, my hair, we all shed mass quantities of hair. I have a fantastic vacuum, but... Then there is Luu Luu Belle....and she's a baby. So training ensues and the word NO with a line drawn across the edge of the door way. PFT. I turn my back - IN she runs....and the first time I see her do this....I thought - FLUKE. Paid it little mind. But untangled her from the bra straps. Well you can see where this is going right?
Yup....day two. Runs in the room when my back is turned, hooks her head and chest into the cup runs forward with all her might.....and pulls, pulls, pulls and then WHEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee up come her legs and then she lets ---LETS (mind you) herself snap backward. She did it two more times!
Obviously she had found her new joy. Cross your heart took on a WHOLE new meaning. So did - Sling.
So I'm telling DF about this and like many of you (I'm sure) he's rolling his eyes and nodding. So I told him to stand in the back bedroom, I unlocked the closetroom and hung my unmentionable on the knob of the mirror and waited. Of course I told her NO....and drew the imaginary line at the doorway, turned my back and here she comes, sassy as you please slides her head into the strap, saddles her chest into the cup and pulls, pulls, pulls and then Wheeeeeeeeeeee........
If we can get it on video? We will. She's getting heavier by the minute and seriously? She's wearing my br......unmentionable flat out. lol. But DF said we should get it on AFV - for the $10k prize.....I said "You'd put MY unmentionables on national tv for a laugh. DF said "I'd put MY unmentionables on tv for $10K....
Only in our weird and loving little house - I swear....but it is never boring.
----Oh and FYI Dude got himself up this morning. JOY!!!!!
----but the puppy found me at 3:00 AM......hahah.
