Can we have an online party?
- Thread starter mstang67chic
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GoingNorth
Crazy Cat Lady
A 40K bottle of hootch? Even a REALLY big one? Yikes!
Actually, I'm only partaking of the cyber-brownies. I somehow don't think the real "special" ones would work very well with my medications at all.
But cyber-special-brownies? Sounds good to me.
Hmmm...I am actually good friends with a massage therapist. I guess I could drag her up with me. Oh...she's a type I diabetic, so we would need to have some cyber munches that don't mess up her blood sugar.
Oh...wait...I guess cyber munchies would be okay since they contain no REAL fat or calories or sugar.
I'll bring the home-made potato chips and the popcorn and some Bailey's and a couple of bottles of good single-malt Scotch.
She says this drinking a diet, caffeine free coke while munching on plain popcorn with chipotle chili and garlic powder sprinkled over.
Actually, I'm only partaking of the cyber-brownies. I somehow don't think the real "special" ones would work very well with my medications at all.
But cyber-special-brownies? Sounds good to me.
Hmmm...I am actually good friends with a massage therapist. I guess I could drag her up with me. Oh...she's a type I diabetic, so we would need to have some cyber munches that don't mess up her blood sugar.
Oh...wait...I guess cyber munchies would be okay since they contain no REAL fat or calories or sugar.
I'll bring the home-made potato chips and the popcorn and some Bailey's and a couple of bottles of good single-malt Scotch.
She says this drinking a diet, caffeine free coke while munching on plain popcorn with chipotle chili and garlic powder sprinkled over.
DammitJanet
Well-Known Member
Im sure that the Rx could be procured from GCV since she lives in CA!
Star*
call 911........call 911
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS THE ADULT HERE?
(looks around at the mess) ........tsk, tsk, tsk.
.....passes out the keys collected from last nights blow out.
.....informs everyone that the "special" brownies were replaced with chocolate chip brownies and the rest were taken by Officer Bob to the pokey via escort, cause yes I turned the ill-gotten gained goods over to the authorities....I told you all - I don't play when it comes to questionable baked goods. So you all had a completely legal albeit alcoholic night. Hrumph.
NO NO ......don't bother to thank me......(hands keys and makeup remover pads, hangover remedy, bottles of water and WOW who's thong is THAT?) And is that an upper torso undergarment hanging on the ceiling fan? Why? WHY? WHICH ONE OF YOU WROTE.....KISS MY GRITS on the sliding glass door with lipstick. and OMG is that a butt print on the hall mirror? Good LAWD.....
......(what?) wait till I see 1000 jello cups on the roof? Oh sure why not?! OH (groan) did you HAVE to T.P. The neighbors house? 
Bad girls gone wild......
(looks around at the mess) ........tsk, tsk, tsk.
.....passes out the keys collected from last nights blow out.
.....informs everyone that the "special" brownies were replaced with chocolate chip brownies and the rest were taken by Officer Bob to the pokey via escort, cause yes I turned the ill-gotten gained goods over to the authorities....I told you all - I don't play when it comes to questionable baked goods. So you all had a completely legal albeit alcoholic night. Hrumph.
NO NO ......don't bother to thank me......(hands keys and makeup remover pads, hangover remedy, bottles of water and WOW who's thong is THAT?) And is that an upper torso undergarment hanging on the ceiling fan? Why? WHY? WHICH ONE OF YOU WROTE.....KISS MY GRITS on the sliding glass door with lipstick. and OMG is that a butt print on the hall mirror? Good LAWD.....
......(what?) wait till I see 1000 jello cups on the roof? Oh sure why not?! OH (groan) did you HAVE to T.P. The neighbors house? Bad girls gone wild......
DammitJanet
Well-Known Member
Honey, that was Officer Bob's butt print! He didnt leave, you just thought he did. We just hid him in the shed out back and kept sneaking out there for brownies and other "business"...
How do you think the TP got up there?
How do you think the TP got up there?
mstang67chic
Going Green
totoro
Mom? What's a difficult child?
I have little heart shaped brownie pans... we must be classy!
I have a bottle of Starbucks Coffee Liquor from Christmas I am bringing! I am bringing my Mexican Chocolate for Hot Cocoa with Tequila... More homemade Whip Cream. I will bring my whip cream bottle. You can just stick it in your mouth and squirt the whole bottle if need be.
I'm not driving I'll steal the Mule down the street.
Oh, some ibuprofin to take beforehand so we can last longer.
I have a bottle of Starbucks Coffee Liquor from Christmas I am bringing! I am bringing my Mexican Chocolate for Hot Cocoa with Tequila... More homemade Whip Cream. I will bring my whip cream bottle. You can just stick it in your mouth and squirt the whole bottle if need be.
I'm not driving I'll steal the Mule down the street.
Oh, some ibuprofin to take beforehand so we can last longer.
