Can you make me laugh?

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Mattsmom277, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. Mattsmom277

    Mattsmom277 Active Member

    My challenge is this: Make me laugh. I REALLY need something to lighten my mood and I haven't laughed in two days. Rare for me because laughter is a huge part of my day. S/O left me a hilariously dumb note for me to find when I woke this morning. A good start. But I need more. So i thought I'd ask here. Links to funny web posts? Jokes? Anything? anything???
  2. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

    A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"

    He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!

    Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

    He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

    The operator replies, "I don't know, buddy. She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up she fainted!"
  3. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    You can change the team to dis whichever one is NOT your favorite...

    RAIDERS football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Coach immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice was resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
  4. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    ‎"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

    To which she replied "Probably that I married you for your money."
  5. 1905

    1905 Well-Known Member

    Go to this website (google) damnyouautocorrect, the funniest "mistakes" EVER!!! You will laugh until you cry! At the top are links to other sites, The Worst Stuff Ever, When Parents Text, you'll'll be laughing in no time! ((((hugs)))
  6. InsaneCdn

    InsaneCdn Well-Known Member

    Read Herman from the Sunday comics (this past weekend - here, "sunday" comics are the colored ones).
    I can't find it on-line, but it was funny enough to make husband laugh - and he doesn't laugh very easily.
  7. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Can you get of the America's Got Talent video's up there? If so, watch them. They can be hilarious. They had a comedian on last night that was absolutely spot on. Got Peirs badly!
  8. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It My family won't let me go to this site after dark because I laugh so hard I keep waking the kids and husband up!!!

    Why do OU (Okla Univ) football players have TGIF written on the soles of all their shoes? Toes Go In First.
  9. CrazyinVA

    CrazyinVA Well-Known Member Staff Member

  10. HaoZi

    HaoZi Guest

  11. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Couldn't post it here but I sent you a message. :bigsmile: