OMG! My lawyer is soooooooooooo hot!!! He has to be in his thirties, really tall and athletically thin with dark blond hair, stylish, and huge, huge blue eyes. I could hardly pay attention to what advice he was giving me because he was so hot. I never thought of myself as a cougar before, but...and BAD ME...hub was seated right beside me...lol. Anyhooooooooooooo... He told me not to say anything unless he asks me something or the lawyer who is being the judge asks me something and to only answer short and sweet. He told me to be careful to make eye contact and just tell the truth and NEVER go off on a tangent...don't offer anything that isn't asked. I am supposed to talk in an even voice (sounds easy, but all this together isn't really all that easy. The point is, not to sound angry or snarky and I can do that). He says it's HIS job to discredit X, not mine. I have never ever been to any sort of court before in which there was any chance I could be charged with any sort of even minor criminology. The truth is, no matter how they rule tomorrow, I'm going to deliberately keep away from X...so it's not a big deal, other than I just hate to see her get the smug satisfaction...but I'm not going to look at her. Not when I first get there. Not when I'm in the room. Not afterward. That was also advised. And then it will be done. Any suggestions on how to dress? This is very informal, but I don't think my normal Jumper's School Sweatshirt and pants are that hot an idea. Nor is this so formal I need a dress. That's good. I don't own one!!! How much is too little? How much is too much? I can't wait until this mess is over, no matter how it turns out and I have to hope I win this...it would be just another big slap in the face to me (in my mind) if X won again, even though it is really just a technicality. I've got this idea that X is this superhuman person who can sell the absurd to the intelligent because she did it at work. I want her slapped down so she'll never bother me again. Selfish, I know!