Today the moving company sales guy came over. I was in my sweats, hair not brushed, junk ALL over the floor from moving, dishes not done. He looks in every nasty area of my house to see how many boxes I needed. I kept apologizing about how messy it was, etc. Anyway he left - and now he just called me back. He asks me "Uh, I was just wondering if you and I had "some connection" - cuz it seems like we kinda did." Huh.......???? I said "No, I guess not, because I noticed you were married!!!!" He says "well, if you don't find me being married a problem give me a call." Seriously???