Did you hear...

[Shari]

about the guy who was in a car accident and had almost all of his left side amputated???





He was all right.

 

[shellyd67]

LOL ! TOO CUTE !

 

[AnnieO]

Today is most definitely PUNDAY!

I love that one...

Dad sent me the one about Gandhi... You know he walked a lot, barefoot, so he had really tough feet. Plus, he didn't eat much, and due to his odd diet, he was fragile and plagued by bad breath.
...So... he was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis...

 

[gcvmom]

 

[WhymeMom?]

But did the guy who was alright feel LEFT out?

 

[Shari]

Step, the Ghandi joke is one of my all-time favorites!

Whyme - LOL. I doubt he felt LEFT out. Maybe isolated or excluded, but he couldn't feel LEFT! lol

 

[TerryJ2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah ...

 

[KTMom91]

(groan)

I love puns!

 

[witzend]

It made me laugh - but that's terrible!

Today is most definitely PUNDAY!

I love that one...

Dad sent me the one about Gandhi... You know he walked a lot, barefoot, so he had really tough feet. Plus, he didn't eat much, and due to his odd diet, he was fragile and plagued by bad breath.
...So... he was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis...

 

[Star*]

This is good stuff ya'll...........(gets out note book)

I like it.

 

[gcvmom]

He's probably related to that blonde who was driving to Disneyland the other day, and she saw a sign that read "Disneyland Left" -- and she started to cry!

 

[Star*]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

and my favorite -

This dog limps into a bar, sidles up on a bar stool and says "All right which one of you shot my paw?."