difficult child list of natural remedies

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Nomad, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. Nomad

    Nomad Guest

    My friend sent this list of "natural remedies" to me.
    Hope you get a kick out of it.:tongue:

    Natural Remedies You Didn't Think About

    If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.


    A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

    You only need two tools in life -- WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES...NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. ;)

    Oh, and remember, if you can't fix it with a hammer, then you have an electrical problem.
     
  2. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    :rofl:

    And the thing about the duct tape and WD-40? Yep! Spot on!!! (Same goes for the hammer)
     
  3. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    These are too funny. My favorite is "Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."

    Yep, we all have our quirky secrets.
     
  4. meowbunny

    meowbunny New Member

    I love the cough/laxative tip. Spit soda on the screen.
     
  5. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl:

    I live by the WD40 and duct tape rule. lol
     
  6. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    :rofl:

    I live by the WD-40 and duct tape rule, too. Funny thing is I have neither one of those products in my house. Guess I'll have to go shopping. :D
     
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