difficult child logic - joke

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Dec 19, 2007.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    POTATOES

    An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

    Dear Fred,
    I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me.
    Love,
    Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES!
    Love,
    Fred

    At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,
    Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
    Love,
    Fred
     
  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    OMG! That was a GOOD one!
     
  3. mom_in_training

    mom_in_training New Member

    :rofl: Can I copy this joke to pass on? Lol!!! Thats funny!! Thank you for sharing...
     
  4. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

  5. flutterbee

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