Divorce joke...heard on radio

[DammitJanet]

Husband and wife are driving down the road together with the wife driving. Wife is driving along at 55mph on the interstate.

Husband looks over at her and says "Honey, I have decided that I want a divorce."

Wife says nothing but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.

Husband continues to talk and says "Dear, I met a new woman who is 25 years old and I want to start all over again."

Wife continues to drive in silence but increases her speed to 75 mph.

Husband says "I want the house, the car, and the bank accounts."

Wife says nothing and increases her speed to 85 mph and starts to veer the car towards the side of the road.

Husband looks over at the wife and asks the wife "Isnt there anything you want?"

Right before the wife slams her car into a cement bridge she says "No, I have everything I need. I have the air bag!"

LMAO.

 

[Hound dog]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can sooooo see myself in that senerio. lol

 

[Big Bad Kitty]

I LIKE that one!

 

[KFld]

Good one!!

 

[DammitJanet]

Karen...I so thought of you when I heard that joke on the radio!

 

[Star*]

OHHhhhhhh snicker snicker...

 

[susiestar]

LOVE it!!! I told husband before we got married that it was permanent. Only death gets you out. And he can't even kill bugs. Takes them outside.

Heh heh heh.

 

[guest3]

sad I find comfort in this joke LOL

 

[Marguerite]

I remember seeing a divorce t-shirt, it was covered in one-liners about divorce. I can only remember one of them:

Want to lose 150 pounds of unsightly fat? Divorce him!

Marg

 

[LittleDudesMom]

:rofl: :thumb: :rofl: :thumb:

Sharon

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

A man and his wife are having a fight. The man says, "I was a fool when I married you!" The wife replies, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and I didn't notice."

"Congratulations, my boy!" said the uncle. "You'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life." "But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," the groom protested. "I know," replied the uncle.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

OUch, this one may be too close to home for many of us:

These days, parents pray the youngest child will get married and move out before the oldest one gets divorced and moves back in.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

OK, just one more.

What does divorce prove? That your mother was right.

 

[I'm going crazy!!!]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: susiestar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOVE it!!! I told husband before we got married that it was permanent. Only death gets you out. And he can't even kill bugs. Takes them outside.

Heh heh heh.

</div></div> mine wont kill a bug either and gets mad at me when i do
:rofl: