Bwahahahahaha. A life? Seriously? A life?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life
"Life (cf. biota) is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes (i. e., living organisms) from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased (death), or else because they lack such functions and are classified as inanimate"
So, technically, yes, I have life. However,
a life? Bwahahahaha. Again.
I get up. I wrestle with my child to get him up and moving at a rate of speed that will actually get me to work while the first number on the timestamp is still the same as the one that I'm
supposed to be arriving at, even if the last two numbers are vastly different. And I must do so without panicking, pushing, rushing, or otherwise stressing said child, or, that first goal WILL NOT be achieved.
I drop him off at wherever he goes for the day, evaluate the clock, and FLY to work. Once there, I attempt to let go of the morning and actually focus on increasingly pressing project demands, while jumping at every ring of a phone, expecting it to be the sitter or the school, calling to tell me of my child's latest indiscretions that I am supposed to magically fix right then, over the phone, by my innate ability to magically fix the very things I have been desperately seeking help and answers for since my child's age was announced in months...
I attempt to cram in 8 hours, skipping lunch most days to make up for the time I missed in the morning, or expect to miss in the afternoon. And I'll plan my evening such that I can log an hour, then, too, cause even if I don't get that dreaded phone call, I have to leave to go to physical therapy, and I hope that I can get there without having to pick up the kid on the way, otherwise my hour of physical therapy will take 2 or 3 if I have to keep dealing with Wee while I'm there...
After work, I get to finish what I didn't get done during the day at work and do the farm and household chores, plus any repairs and fix-its that need to be squeezed in somewhere.
And don't forget medication, t-, and p-doctor appointments, and therapy. And then there's t-ball. And toss in Cgfg. And yeah, a life? I think not.
I hope to get one someday. I saw them in the Sears catalog, once. I have been saving for a while now....