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<blockquote data-quote="BusynMember" data-source="post: 288899" data-attributes="member: 1550"><p>Ok, Susie, you asked for it! <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /> I'm going to tell you a story about when I was younger and did really ditzy things myself just to give you hope because I don't think this could ever happen to me again.</p><p></p><p>My first child was maybe two and I put on some toast. Now the toaster was broken. You had to stand there and watch it because it wouldn't pop up. Ever. I knew that. I got a phone call and forgot about the toast. The next thing I knew, my baby was pointing toward the kitchen and saying, "Mommy! The toaster is on fire!!!!"</p><p></p><p>Shore enough flames were shooting out of my toaster.</p><p></p><p>I grabbed my son and raced him outside, came back in and called 911. With the sirens and the noise the entire neighborhood was outside to view my house--you know the gaping syndrome. </p><p></p><p>The firemen came out the house laughing, asking me if I had burned the toast that morning. They seemed to think it was a riot.</p><p></p><p>In spite of cheapskate first husband, who was the reason we stood over the toaster instead of purchasing a new one, I took a big risk and bought a new one that day, with my face flaming worse than the flames from the toaster for probably a month. However, I have a very poor short term memory and always have. It's not my fault (the neurologists have all told me it's just the way I'm made). LUCKY ME! </p><p></p><p>Next story: The day I locked my keys in my running car!!!! <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/peaceful.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":peaceful:" title="peaceful :peaceful:" data-shortname=":peaceful:" /></p><p></p><p>Susie, if it helps, I am MUCH LESS APT to do a ditzy thing--I've sort of learned to compensate. If you have a poor short term memory, you can get into all sorts of trouble.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BusynMember, post: 288899, member: 1550"] Ok, Susie, you asked for it! :raspberry-tounge: I'm going to tell you a story about when I was younger and did really ditzy things myself just to give you hope because I don't think this could ever happen to me again. My first child was maybe two and I put on some toast. Now the toaster was broken. You had to stand there and watch it because it wouldn't pop up. Ever. I knew that. I got a phone call and forgot about the toast. The next thing I knew, my baby was pointing toward the kitchen and saying, "Mommy! The toaster is on fire!!!!" Shore enough flames were shooting out of my toaster. I grabbed my son and raced him outside, came back in and called 911. With the sirens and the noise the entire neighborhood was outside to view my house--you know the gaping syndrome. The firemen came out the house laughing, asking me if I had burned the toast that morning. They seemed to think it was a riot. In spite of cheapskate first husband, who was the reason we stood over the toaster instead of purchasing a new one, I took a big risk and bought a new one that day, with my face flaming worse than the flames from the toaster for probably a month. However, I have a very poor short term memory and always have. It's not my fault (the neurologists have all told me it's just the way I'm made). LUCKY ME! Next story: The day I locked my keys in my running car!!!! :peaceful: Susie, if it helps, I am MUCH LESS APT to do a ditzy thing--I've sort of learned to compensate. If you have a poor short term memory, you can get into all sorts of trouble. [/QUOTE]
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