Donkey joke for Star...

[Marguerite]

OK, you undoubtedly have been told this joke before. But we have it blu-tacked to the door of our living room and I just put up another notice there and thought - gotta send this to Star! And everyone else who likes donkey jokes.

I have cleaned it up for CD.

Marg


What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus?
Flamin'’ talented

 

[susiestar]

lol

 

[Star*]

I spit my gum out at flamin talented Marg.......Roflm Wonky donkey off.

Um just sose ya know - I'm no singer. Matter o'fact - If I sing ASPCA comes knocking on my door and tells DF that if I don't knock it off I'm going to be arrested for felony animal abuse. HOWEVER; in the shower I have a song that I sing (apparently) and did not realize it (no really) but I LOVE to sing it to conserve water and singing the Wonkey Donkey song has become habit. I did not realize that I had begun to sing with vibrato. Apparently so because one night after exiting the shower - there was Dude and DF sitting at the dining room table.....acting very casual and then all of a sudden I passed through the room and DF and Dude belted out "He was a winky, wonky, stinky, lankey, honky, tonky, donkey, but Myyyyy he was gooooooood looking mmmm!" and then everyone laughed.

I still sing it. That and occasionally Dominick that Mstang sent me for my birthday cause it gets stuck in my head.

 

[AnnieO]

OMG. I just spit flat soda all over my desk.

And then I copied it and sent it to husband, both BFFs and a couple other people... LOL!

 

[mstang67chic]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

It's kind of fun being one of the few people on the planet who could go to your house, Marg, and understand the things you have put up! LOL