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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 168231" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Well at my wedding - </p><p> </p><p>It was a full moon</p><p>It began to rain torrential storm of the year</p><p>X locked his tux in the car 10 minutes before the ceremony</p><p>The cake literally fell apart in the bakers car</p><p>My dad asked me if I would rather go bass fishing walking down the aisle and I seriously considered his offer</p><p>My x mother in law wore a black dress she had recently worn to a funeral</p><p>The groomsmens cummerbunds were wrong color - right sizes</p><p>My bridesmaids wore black dresses (everyone said xmil wanted to be a bridesmaid) </p><p>Our unity candle went out 7 times and couldn't be lit. </p><p>The bottom of my shoes said HELP ME </p><p>The bottom of X's shoes - ME TOO</p><p>x forgot to get us a room -and there was a convention in town </p><p>My maid of honor took all my clothes out of my suitcase and replaced it with towels - I went to breakfast the next morning without makeup, in my high heels and wedding trouseau another white dress not as fancy and a full length fur coat - I looked like a hooker in the truckers cafe we had breakfast in</p><p>The pen to sign our marriage license with would not work, the next pen didn't either - and you can see where X scribbled in the corner of the CERTIFICATE to try to get it to write -very classy</p><p>And in the middle of my vows - I "started" - </p><p> </p><p>Yeah I should have gone bass fishing with my Dad.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 168231, member: 4964"] Well at my wedding - It was a full moon It began to rain torrential storm of the year X locked his tux in the car 10 minutes before the ceremony The cake literally fell apart in the bakers car My dad asked me if I would rather go bass fishing walking down the aisle and I seriously considered his offer My x mother in law wore a black dress she had recently worn to a funeral The groomsmens cummerbunds were wrong color - right sizes My bridesmaids wore black dresses (everyone said xmil wanted to be a bridesmaid) Our unity candle went out 7 times and couldn't be lit. The bottom of my shoes said HELP ME The bottom of X's shoes - ME TOO x forgot to get us a room -and there was a convention in town My maid of honor took all my clothes out of my suitcase and replaced it with towels - I went to breakfast the next morning without makeup, in my high heels and wedding trouseau another white dress not as fancy and a full length fur coat - I looked like a hooker in the truckers cafe we had breakfast in The pen to sign our marriage license with would not work, the next pen didn't either - and you can see where X scribbled in the corner of the CERTIFICATE to try to get it to write -very classy And in the middle of my vows - I "started" - Yeah I should have gone bass fishing with my Dad. [/QUOTE]
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