Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New profile posts
Latest activity
Internet Search
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
General Discussions
The Watercooler
Employee Evaluation - Very smart boss!
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 79675" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Employee Evaluation </p><p></p><p>John Jones, the head of the company asked his manager to write a detailed employment review describing Bob Smith, one of his programmers. </p><p>1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found </p><p>2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without </p><p>3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never </p><p>4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always </p><p>5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended </p><p>6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee </p><p>7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no </p><p>8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound </p><p>9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be </p><p>10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be </p><p>11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be </p><p>12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be </p><p>13. executed as soon as possible. </p><p>Signed ... </p><p>Jim </p><p></p><p>A memo was soon sent following the initial letter. </p><p>John, </p><p>That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines above (1, 3, 5, etc...) for my true assessment of him. </p><p>Regards ... </p><p>Jim</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 79675, member: 4964"] Employee Evaluation John Jones, the head of the company asked his manager to write a detailed employment review describing Bob Smith, one of his programmers. 1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended 6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be 11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13. executed as soon as possible. Signed ... Jim A memo was soon sent following the initial letter. John, That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines above (1, 3, 5, etc...) for my true assessment of him. Regards ... Jim [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
General Discussions
The Watercooler
Employee Evaluation - Very smart boss!
Top