At 16, fresh out of high school with years of animal training under my belt I took all the money I could gather from odd jobs like dog walking/poop scooping and bought a ticket to Las Vegas. I looked up Sigfried & Roy and got a gig as a large cat handler. Dry humid dessert air and my allergies were a perfect match. Being allergic to cats - I was miserable, left that position and went to work being the scenes for Wayne Newton. My love of horses took me from show time - to horse trainer and I was later picked up as a draft horse handler by a keen eyed trainer of the Budweiser Clydesdales. To say that I can literally hang on to a barrel bare-backed is an understatement.
Once at the farm in VA - I found my passion for hops and became a beer tester part time and worked with the 20 horse hitch the other 1/2 of my day. I was let go when I attempted to put a collar and haynes on my boss, while cracking a whip and yelling HI HO silver - to the brewery.
Budweiser paid for my stint in rehab of which I made a complete recovery, but while there I found love with a young man who's father owned several hot air balloon companies and once out - I took him up on his offer to meet in Austria and go around the world in a balloon shaped like a castle. It wasn't long before I figured out this guy was just full of himself and hot air, and bid him farewell as I parachuted out of the basket to a perfect landing on the White house Lawn. Undetected I took several pictures of my feat and posted them to the FBI website and was hired immediately as a black ops agent and traveled the globe once again as an undercover lingere model because I was just so beautiful.
Well you can imagine what a 18 year old lingere model FBI agent was goign to do now - and I'll tell ya once I talked to Oprah about it - I found my footing and became the founder of Bare Minerals Makeup. It wasn't a hard job I figured I went from undercover to no cover to coverup and it seemed like a natural progression in life. Once on QVC Sig and Roy (I call them that lovingly) asked me back to their mansion - as a famous guest, and that's where I met my X......and after that the rest is just pure science-fiction becasue despite every adventure I've had it was by FAR the most unbelieveable.
You.....did, of course ask.
I had to ask.
