Star*
call 911........call 911
Okay this is almost funny if it weren't so real. And I have noooooooo idea of any of the ----okay I have some Idea of the.....well futs........here it is.
DF went home for 3 weeks sans moi. No biggie. It's the first time I've been alone in my own home for that length of time in 12 years. It was kinda nice, kinda weird, and while I had to work and my Mom came for a visit? I really wasn't alone much. He didn't go anywhere but the family farm - and he farmed. Cut hay, moved cattle, went to some cow show, visited with his Mom and family. I was so happy for him. He came back younger looking and rested - and after the last few years that WE have had? I was so glad he got to go - his Mom turned 89 - and well - the rest is about evident. Families change, and he came home with a smile on his face humble that we have what WE have together. -ME too. Nearly 13 years together it's still good, despite having the worst times. We both learned that appreciation is a two way street even more than we did before the vacation.
So I fall asleep last night and I'm in that deep dream sleep .....and I dreamed I went to work and had to come home for something - and found him not at home. ODD. Then I found him at another womans home, taking her the newspaper and giving her child a book. (OMG that part was nearly believable because he really is that kind of man - kind, and helpful) But my fur went up in the dream. NOT like me at all. So this is why the dream is OH SO FUNNY - especially since I woke up perturbed. It took me a minute to find him in the den having coffee, watching John Wayne movies - like always, and make sense of it all. I made my coffee, stumbled out to the chair, sat down and said "SO .........what woman are you taking the paper to when I go to work?" A stranger look I could not have gotten if I had thrown open the side door and drug in a dinosaur on a leash and said "CAN WE KEEP HIM???"
Poor man sat there, grabbed the remote, turned it down immediately and said "WHAAAAAAAAT?" and I snorted- OBVIOUSLY trying to look sexier than the woman in my dream......and leaned forward to try and explain - but WOW.....what a FUBAR moment out of MY mouth. Then I pursed my lips and said - "YUP You've been busted, delivering the paper, and reading stories to her daughter." -----almost as if I were psychic and caught him doing this - but not even believing myslef for saying it." and he literally sat there and said ----"Darlin' if I ever mess with another woman I think you should just walk over in the corner and get that bat and . because it means I've lost COMPLETE control of my senses." -------Hummmmmm - nice recover....and OMG did I ever even say that to him? GAWD Star - are you an idiot. Yes. Then he chuckled "almost" and said "What is this about??" and I said 1/2 laughing....."I had this dream, after I left for work, you were walking the paper over to some woman and taking her child a book." He just sat there and said "Oh I see....so I'm sneaking papers to women, and educating their children?" Then he busted out laughing.
Oddly enough I told him for years that if he (as a Biker) ever got a gypsy bone and felt like roving - GO for it - I wouldn't play the roll and stop him....he could walk whenever. I mean it, I meant it and I still do. I won't cry over any man - EVER. It's part of my allure. But I swear - In this dream I think I was possessed, or at that age where I am loosing my looks....or aware of younger women on a monumental scale....have a birthday coming up??? UGH - I don't know. But in the dream? I would have killed him for cheating. SO not like me. Or is it? lol.....
Anyway - it's taken me most of the morning to get over what never happened........and is absolutely ridiculous. But I just haven't had a dream that vivid in so long and never ever about him. (shakes head) I really am going to go get my hormone panel done. Old age is killing me slowly.
About 1/2 an hour ago he held out a childs book in the den and said "Can I read you a story little girl?" -------I need to go check on him and see if he was able to get up off the ground unassisted. Then I'm going to cancel the paper.
Hugs all - Hope you have a brighter day -
DF went home for 3 weeks sans moi. No biggie. It's the first time I've been alone in my own home for that length of time in 12 years. It was kinda nice, kinda weird, and while I had to work and my Mom came for a visit? I really wasn't alone much. He didn't go anywhere but the family farm - and he farmed. Cut hay, moved cattle, went to some cow show, visited with his Mom and family. I was so happy for him. He came back younger looking and rested - and after the last few years that WE have had? I was so glad he got to go - his Mom turned 89 - and well - the rest is about evident. Families change, and he came home with a smile on his face humble that we have what WE have together. -ME too. Nearly 13 years together it's still good, despite having the worst times. We both learned that appreciation is a two way street even more than we did before the vacation.
So I fall asleep last night and I'm in that deep dream sleep .....and I dreamed I went to work and had to come home for something - and found him not at home. ODD. Then I found him at another womans home, taking her the newspaper and giving her child a book. (OMG that part was nearly believable because he really is that kind of man - kind, and helpful) But my fur went up in the dream. NOT like me at all. So this is why the dream is OH SO FUNNY - especially since I woke up perturbed. It took me a minute to find him in the den having coffee, watching John Wayne movies - like always, and make sense of it all. I made my coffee, stumbled out to the chair, sat down and said "SO .........what woman are you taking the paper to when I go to work?" A stranger look I could not have gotten if I had thrown open the side door and drug in a dinosaur on a leash and said "CAN WE KEEP HIM???"
Poor man sat there, grabbed the remote, turned it down immediately and said "WHAAAAAAAAT?" and I snorted- OBVIOUSLY trying to look sexier than the woman in my dream......and leaned forward to try and explain - but WOW.....what a FUBAR moment out of MY mouth. Then I pursed my lips and said - "YUP You've been busted, delivering the paper, and reading stories to her daughter." -----almost as if I were psychic and caught him doing this - but not even believing myslef for saying it." and he literally sat there and said ----"Darlin' if I ever mess with another woman I think you should just walk over in the corner and get that bat and . because it means I've lost COMPLETE control of my senses." -------Hummmmmm - nice recover....and OMG did I ever even say that to him? GAWD Star - are you an idiot. Yes. Then he chuckled "almost" and said "What is this about??" and I said 1/2 laughing....."I had this dream, after I left for work, you were walking the paper over to some woman and taking her child a book." He just sat there and said "Oh I see....so I'm sneaking papers to women, and educating their children?" Then he busted out laughing.
Oddly enough I told him for years that if he (as a Biker) ever got a gypsy bone and felt like roving - GO for it - I wouldn't play the roll and stop him....he could walk whenever. I mean it, I meant it and I still do. I won't cry over any man - EVER. It's part of my allure. But I swear - In this dream I think I was possessed, or at that age where I am loosing my looks....or aware of younger women on a monumental scale....have a birthday coming up??? UGH - I don't know. But in the dream? I would have killed him for cheating. SO not like me. Or is it? lol.....
Anyway - it's taken me most of the morning to get over what never happened........and is absolutely ridiculous. But I just haven't had a dream that vivid in so long and never ever about him. (shakes head) I really am going to go get my hormone panel done. Old age is killing me slowly.
About 1/2 an hour ago he held out a childs book in the den and said "Can I read you a story little girl?" -------I need to go check on him and see if he was able to get up off the ground unassisted. Then I'm going to cancel the paper.
Hugs all - Hope you have a brighter day -