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<blockquote data-quote="Marcie Mac" data-source="post: 426522" data-attributes="member: 47"><p>So, my gift to myself (spent almost 20.00 but I am worth it) for Mother's Day was......</p><p> </p><p>Spankx</p><p> </p><p>They work so well that the new Jeans I bought myself on Saturday, well, I could have gotten a size smaller.....</p><p> </p><p>We were going out to dinner with the boys, HOWEVER, SO had to help me in these" mid calf to right under the girls" ones I bought cause my nails are way long and I can't get a grip. We were laughing so hard he had to run for his inhaler as he was out of breath and I thought he was going to into an attack. 15 MINUTES to get this thing halfway up. And then he said "Maybe you better have a quick run to the bathroom now, cause if you gotta go, I cannot go in their and help you get this back up. So I do, and come hobbling out of the bathroom cause its like my knees and calf's are tied together. More laughing on his part - howling is probably more accurate. So now its on - and...... I have an incredibly flat stomach- Am figuring at this point maybe I am hollow inside, cause I was amazed and wondering where a lot of me went...BUT..... I now find I can't bend over and PUT ON MY SHOES - he has gotta help me with that - asks me if I can put my foot up and I am like....mmmmmm....no</p><p> </p><p>As we are getting in the car, he leans over to whisper to me "Do me a favor and stay away from foods that are going to give you gas - there is no where for it to go cept up your back" giving me of course visions of the back of my hair perodically blowing up during the course of the meal. Course that sets us off to another laughing frenzy- so bad I had to be helped in the car. The boys by this time are standing there staring at us saying whats wrong with you two??</p><p> </p><p>Thanks for the idea Star - It was 20.00 well spent - not to mention the fact I realized one cannot eat a lot when wearing these things - I may never take it off.</p><p> </p><p>Marcie</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marcie Mac, post: 426522, member: 47"] So, my gift to myself (spent almost 20.00 but I am worth it) for Mother's Day was...... Spankx They work so well that the new Jeans I bought myself on Saturday, well, I could have gotten a size smaller..... We were going out to dinner with the boys, HOWEVER, SO had to help me in these" mid calf to right under the girls" ones I bought cause my nails are way long and I can't get a grip. We were laughing so hard he had to run for his inhaler as he was out of breath and I thought he was going to into an attack. 15 MINUTES to get this thing halfway up. And then he said "Maybe you better have a quick run to the bathroom now, cause if you gotta go, I cannot go in their and help you get this back up. So I do, and come hobbling out of the bathroom cause its like my knees and calf's are tied together. More laughing on his part - howling is probably more accurate. So now its on - and...... I have an incredibly flat stomach- Am figuring at this point maybe I am hollow inside, cause I was amazed and wondering where a lot of me went...BUT..... I now find I can't bend over and PUT ON MY SHOES - he has gotta help me with that - asks me if I can put my foot up and I am like....mmmmmm....no As we are getting in the car, he leans over to whisper to me "Do me a favor and stay away from foods that are going to give you gas - there is no where for it to go cept up your back" giving me of course visions of the back of my hair perodically blowing up during the course of the meal. Course that sets us off to another laughing frenzy- so bad I had to be helped in the car. The boys by this time are standing there staring at us saying whats wrong with you two?? Thanks for the idea Star - It was 20.00 well spent - not to mention the fact I realized one cannot eat a lot when wearing these things - I may never take it off. Marcie [/QUOTE]
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