Fling An Insult, Shakespeare style

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by SRL, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. SRL

    SRL Active Member

    In honor of The Bard's 446th birthday today, I thought it only appropriate that we work up some appropriate reponses, oh, say for the next time the difficult child's act out, or for when your husband forgets your anniversary.


    For my cat who woke me up in the wee hours determined to be fed, I say
    "Hear me now, thou cankerous fly-bitten boar-pig!"
  2. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    OH WHOT delightful whimsy ye hath bestowed upon your good and gentle people.

    Would I possessed such folly on the eve of yesterday? Would my words surely would have more befit my situation than those I had chosen.

    Thou dost intrude thou fobbing, sheep biting, clot pole.
  3. Suz

    Suz (the future) MRS. GERE

    Grow unsightly warts thou beslubbering codpiece-sniffing canker-blossom.

    ...just sayin'.....

  4. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    Eeee! This is fun!
  5. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

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  6. ThreeShadows

    ThreeShadows Quid me anxia?

    Oh, Lord! I just knew I forgot SOMEONE'S birthday today. I feel awful, we could have had a cake.
  7. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Fie upon thee thou warped boil-brained clack dish!
  8. ThreeShadows

    ThreeShadows Quid me anxia?

  9. svengandhi

    svengandhi Well-Known Member

    When I was in labor the first time, they had me walk around the hospital to try and move things along. On one go-round, I felt such a sharp pain that I yelled: "Out, out, damned tot!"