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<blockquote data-quote="meowbunny" data-source="post: 101785" data-attributes="member: 3626"><p>A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.</p><p></p><p>A will is a dead giveaway.</p><p></p><p>Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.</p><p></p><p>A backward poet writes inverse.</p><p></p><p>In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.</p><p></p><p>A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. </p><p></p><p>If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.</p><p></p><p>With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.</p><p></p><p>Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.</p><p></p><p>When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.</p><p></p><p>The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.</p><p></p><p>A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.</p><p> </p><p>You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.</p><p></p><p>Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.</p><p></p><p>He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.</p><p></p><p>A calendar's days are numbered.</p><p></p><p>A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.</p><p></p><p>A boiled egg is hard to beat.</p><p></p><p>He had a photographic memory which was never developed.</p><p></p><p>A plateau is a high form of flattery.</p><p></p><p>The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.</p><p></p><p>Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.</p><p></p><p>When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.</p><p></p><p>If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine ..</p><p></p><p>When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.</p><p></p><p>Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.</p><p></p><p>Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.</p><p></p><p>Acupuncture: a jab well done.</p><p></p><p>Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. </p><p></p><p>And might I add...It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="meowbunny, post: 101785, member: 3626"] A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. A boiled egg is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture: a jab well done. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. And might I add...It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall. [/QUOTE]
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