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<blockquote data-quote="Marguerite" data-source="post: 102147" data-attributes="member: 1991"><p>Gotta be careful here, some words get pronounced differently in other countries.</p><p></p><p>And here's a few from the LAND down under:</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a brewery horse and a cavalry horse?</p><p>One darts into the fray...</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a goldfish and a billygoat?</p><p>One mucks about the fountain...</p><p></p><p>And a true story - I had a boss who was an incorrigible punster. He also used to sing a lot on the job, usually from various musicals. One morning he began to sing "Some Enchanted Evening" so I said, "It's going to be 'South Pacific' today, is it?"</p><p>He replied fast. "Well it would, but most of the notes are too bally high for me."</p><p></p><p>And from the Two Ronnies (like the one about the midget fortune teller):</p><p>What do you get when you cross a table tennis ball with a chamber pot?</p><p>You get a ping pong piddle-high po (you need to be a Goons fan, also).</p><p></p><p>Marg</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marguerite, post: 102147, member: 1991"] Gotta be careful here, some words get pronounced differently in other countries. And here's a few from the LAND down under: What's the difference between a brewery horse and a cavalry horse? One darts into the fray... What's the difference between a goldfish and a billygoat? One mucks about the fountain... And a true story - I had a boss who was an incorrigible punster. He also used to sing a lot on the job, usually from various musicals. One morning he began to sing "Some Enchanted Evening" so I said, "It's going to be 'South Pacific' today, is it?" He replied fast. "Well it would, but most of the notes are too bally high for me." And from the Two Ronnies (like the one about the midget fortune teller): What do you get when you cross a table tennis ball with a chamber pot? You get a ping pong piddle-high po (you need to be a Goons fan, also). Marg [/QUOTE]
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