Forgive the sick humor, but I just found this

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by blb, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. blb

    blb New Member

    Now granted, I don't agree with violence, it doesn't solve anything but the last line is just priceless

    Woman Allegedly Shoots Cheating Husband
    VANCOUVER, Wash., Tue Sep 11, 05:51 PM

    A woman is accused of shooting her husband four times with a 16-gauge double-barreled shotgun after learning of an affair.

    Eddie Martin, 51, survived the attack, but may have to have a limb amputated. Sheryl Martin, also 51, had to reload after the first two shots. :surprise: :rofl:

    more on the story here
     
  2. AllStressedOut

    AllStressedOut New Member

    I always tell my husband, go ahead cheat, and then let me know how you plan to do it again after I find out. Because you certainly won't have what it takes (hint hint) once I find out about it.
     
  3. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    :rofl:

    I share your sick humor.
     
  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

  5. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    That's my neck of the woods. I mean, she actually hit him four times, and he walked away? Wasn't his day to die, I guess!
     
  6. svengandhi

    svengandhi Well-Known Member

    And the problem is? Oh, maybe the wrong appendage was shot off!

    WH removed all of the guns in the house when he stopped cheating - he was afraid of what I would do when I found out.

    Put me on her jury - she'd walk, though I'd knock some points off her score for bad aim.
     
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    ROFLMBO....svengandhi....you are a naughty person! I would have aimed there!

    I think that would have been my luck to shoot the (censored) and it would still live...
     
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