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Got me 'nuther rattl'r tonite!
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 175522" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Since I Am out of my corner: (bwha ha haaaa) </p><p> </p><p>I will loan you a few of my Thursday thoughts on what to do with the carcas of a beheaded rattle snake. </p><p> </p><p>1.) Spaghetti - hmmm mmm. If you have never had rattle snake spaghetti sauce you are missing out - it tastes a lot like chicken. Thanks Dad. (blech) </p><p> </p><p>2.) Walking stick - have the head bent over for the handle and have that sucker taxidermied. Next time you say "Quicker than you can shake a stick - think of your rattler cane." And then there is the Cane Break rattler - WHAT an idea.....Cane Break Rattle Snake Canes to break things with. </p><p> </p><p>...<em> I told you...it's Thursday</em></p><p> </p><p>3.) Ceiling fan cleaner - when it starts to die - instead of cutting the head off just bend it over a little and when the fangs dry they could hold in those little swiffer cloths. Up in the air goes the snake with a swiffer wrapper in it's mouth and voila - clean fans. </p><p> </p><p>4.) Be the first kid on your block to have an authentic Rattler Hockey stick. Same recipe as the swiffer fan cleaner - but shut the mouth and make the bent part a bit longer. </p><p> </p><p>5.) Winter time cold air draft preventer. Need I say more? </p><p> </p><p>6.) If you ever get 2 - tie end to end for a long curtain rod. </p><p> </p><p><em>....oh NOW you think I'm getting redneck?</em> </p><p> </p><p>7.) Jump rope! Huh? Just a few away from a hammock. </p><p> </p><p>8.) Practical joke - have it stuffed in a coiled and strike position. The next time the kids wont listen? Just slip that little bugger under the covers with a note that says </p><p> </p><p>YOU SSSSSSSSShould have LISSSSSSSened to your Mother! </p><p> </p><p>9.) Order some of the flesh eating beatles like they use at the museum, and use the bones for a necklace, bracelet, earring enseble. </p><p> </p><p>10.) WHIFFLE BALL BAT. </p><p> </p><p><em>how much longer am I out of the corner?</em> </p><p> </p><p>))))))>>>>>>>>))))))>>>>>>))))))))>>>>))))<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />)--<</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 175522, member: 4964"] Since I Am out of my corner: (bwha ha haaaa) I will loan you a few of my Thursday thoughts on what to do with the carcas of a beheaded rattle snake. 1.) Spaghetti - hmmm mmm. If you have never had rattle snake spaghetti sauce you are missing out - it tastes a lot like chicken. Thanks Dad. (blech) 2.) Walking stick - have the head bent over for the handle and have that sucker taxidermied. Next time you say "Quicker than you can shake a stick - think of your rattler cane." And then there is the Cane Break rattler - WHAT an idea.....Cane Break Rattle Snake Canes to break things with. ...[I] I told you...it's Thursday[/I] 3.) Ceiling fan cleaner - when it starts to die - instead of cutting the head off just bend it over a little and when the fangs dry they could hold in those little swiffer cloths. Up in the air goes the snake with a swiffer wrapper in it's mouth and voila - clean fans. 4.) Be the first kid on your block to have an authentic Rattler Hockey stick. Same recipe as the swiffer fan cleaner - but shut the mouth and make the bent part a bit longer. 5.) Winter time cold air draft preventer. Need I say more? 6.) If you ever get 2 - tie end to end for a long curtain rod. [I]....oh NOW you think I'm getting redneck?[/I] 7.) Jump rope! Huh? Just a few away from a hammock. 8.) Practical joke - have it stuffed in a coiled and strike position. The next time the kids wont listen? Just slip that little bugger under the covers with a note that says YOU SSSSSSSSShould have LISSSSSSSened to your Mother! 9.) Order some of the flesh eating beatles like they use at the museum, and use the bones for a necklace, bracelet, earring enseble. 10.) WHIFFLE BALL BAT. [I]how much longer am I out of the corner?[/I] ))))))>>>>>>>>))))))>>>>>>))))))))>>>>)))):))--< [/QUOTE]
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