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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 284351" data-attributes="member: 179"><p>Disclaimer: It took me SOOO long to format this joke from an old friend of mine who doesn't know how to cut and paste something.</p><p> </p><p>One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a plain pink envelope containing $1000. </p><p> </p><p>(I give up at editing at this point)</p><p> </p><p>It </p><p>> happened again the </p><p>> next week.</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> The following </p><p>> Sunday, he watched as the </p><p>> offering was collected and saw </p><p>> a little old lady put </p><p>> the distinctive pink envelope </p><p>> in the</p><p>> plate.</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> This went on for </p><p>> weeks until the pastor, </p><p>> overcome by curiosity, </p><p>> approached her.</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> "Ma'am, I couldn't </p><p>> help but notice that you put $1,000</p><p>> a week in the</p><p>> collection plate," he stated.</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> "Why yes," </p><p>> she replied, "every week my </p><p>> son sends me money, and I give some of it</p><p>> </p><p>> to the </p><p>> church."</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> The pastor </p><p>> replied,"That's wonderful, how </p><p>> much</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> does he send you?"</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> The old lady </p><p>> said, "$10,000 a </p><p>> week."</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> The pastor was </p><p>> amazed. "Your son is </p><p>> very</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> successful; what does he do for</p><p>> a living?"</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> "He is a veterinarian,"</p><p>> she answered.</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> "That is an </p><p>> honorable profession," the </p><p>> pastor</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> said. "Where does he practice?"</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> The little old lady </p><p>> said proudly, "In Nevada. </p><p>> He</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> has two cat houses</p><p>> in Las Vegas and one in</p><p>> Reno</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 284351, member: 179"] Disclaimer: It took me SOOO long to format this joke from an old friend of mine who doesn't know how to cut and paste something. One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a plain pink envelope containing $1000. (I give up at editing at this point) It > happened again the > next week. > > > > > > The following > Sunday, he watched as the > offering was collected and saw > a little old lady put > the distinctive pink envelope > in the > plate. > > > > > > This went on for > weeks until the pastor, > overcome by curiosity, > approached her. > > > "Ma'am, I couldn't > help but notice that you put $1,000 > a week in the > collection plate," he stated. > > > > > > "Why yes," > she replied, "every week my > son sends me money, and I give some of it > > to the > church." > > > > > > The pastor > replied,"That's wonderful, how > much > > > does he send you?" > > > > > > The old lady > said, "$10,000 a > week." > > > > > > The pastor was > amazed. "Your son is > very > > > successful; what does he do for > a living?" > > > > > > "He is a veterinarian," > she answered. > > > > > > "That is an > honorable profession," the > pastor > > > said. "Where does he practice?" > > > > > > The little old lady > said proudly, "In Nevada. > He > > > has two cat houses > in Las Vegas and one in > Reno [/QUOTE]
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