Holy balogna...

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Abbey, Jul 22, 2008.

  1. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    (No pun intended.)

    I've been called in to work in the MEAT DEPARTMENT today.:faint:

    I DON'T EAT MEAT!

    Worse than that is the smell of the fish area.:faint::faint:

    My customers are going to wonder why I have a barf bag tied to my apron....and it's filled.

    Abbey
     
  2. Christy

    Christy New Member

    EEEWWW!

    I agree, the fish department stinks.

    Hope the day goes by quickly!
    Christy
     
  3. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    What about putting a clothespin on your nose?

    Hope the day goes by quickly!
     
  4. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    :rofl::rofl: That should make you want to buy some meat!!

    Abbey
     
  5. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    Set up a popcorn maker to try to mask the smell of meat!

    I also hate meat departments. I have been in fish stores before and just don't understand how anyone can buy anything when it smells like that.

    I was in a candy store on Sunday that had an icky smell to it which of course made me NOT buy candy.
     
  6. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    You could pass out flyers on Nemo.....Fish are friends, not food!
     
  7. house of cards

    house of cards New Member

    In the future you can try putting a small amount of vick's vapor rub just slightly inside your nostrils...it will block your ability to smell anything else.
     
  8. amazeofgrace

    amazeofgrace New Member

    get a tub of vicks and smear a bunch under yer nose :O)
     
  9. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    I USED to have lavender massage/bath oil (before difficult child 2 dumped it in the tub!) that would have been good to dab inside your nostrils for the day... :D
     
  10. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Survived the day. I can cut meat (with my eyes closed), but for some reason chicken and fish just make me want to vomit. My manager was cracking up. Every time he'd walk by he'd laugh. After a big whack on the back he said he wouldn't make me do it again.

    Then, a few hours later I put in my notice that I'm quitting. He was like...OH, I'm so sorry!!! I didn't mean to push you to this!!

    Part of my evil side wanted me to make him feel responsible, but I told him it had nothing to do with the meat job today.

    I chuckled.

    Abbey
     
  11. amazeofgrace

    amazeofgrace New Member

    Just so you know after reading your post, I was carving bologna like crazy i just gave in and had a 1/2 a bologna sandwich!
     
  12. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Well, there you go. I made a sale!!

    Abbey
     
  13. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    ROFLMAO -

    Ya gotta love how she thinks!
     
  14. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    You know...that is NOT a bad idea. I could line the top of the cooler with Nemo movies. Make some official looking poster...SAVE THE FISH!!! I could even drum up a Nemo costume. Once management saw that...they'd never make me work back there again. ;)

    Abbey
     
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