What? I don't see what the problem is?
You folks are just up tight.
Just spray a little of that febreeze and dump some of that bleach I saw next to one of those bottles of febreeze. Perfecto!
Bathroom fine, kitchen fine.
Hey, the bedroom is easy access to everything... you are lounging updating on the board and all you just have to do is just reach anywhere for a smoke, soda-pop, burger or whatever is in those containers!
Sounds like heaven! I can smell it now... oops, BBK I think I just threw up a little also.