How to achieve calmness in the midst of difficult child-dom

muttmeister

Well-Known Member
Maybe you have seen this before but it sure made me giggle.:tongue:


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.


You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

 
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HaoZi

Guest
Hmmm.... guess I need to finish this coffee and this pack of cigs. And perhaps it would be a good idea to finish getting dressed, too.
 

susiestar

Roll With It
LOVE this!! I have a bottle of ready to drink long island iced tea in the fridge along with fried pies (MAJOR YUM), frozen cookie dough we haven't finished baking, and a bunch of other stuff. AWESOME!!!!!

Heck, I might even finish my NAP!!!
 

KTMom91

Well-Known Member
I just finished the brownies and a big glass of milk. Could there be a better breakfast, considering Miss KT is on her way home for the long weekend? Maybe if I'd put Bailey's in the milk...
 
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