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This look is sure to become trendy.
How to get two 3 inch long gashes across your forehead, about 3 inches apart in a parallel manner.
How to get two 3 inch long gashes across your forehead, about 3 inches apart in a parallel manner.
- Place bed directly beneath window.
- Lie down on your back and go to sleep.
- Awaken to find a cat between the window and blinds, climbing said blinds.
- Watch stupidly for a moment. Realize that there is no way this will end well.
- Attempt to move out of the way.
- Cats fall faster than you can move. They always fall with their claws protruding.
- Make sure to keep gauze nearby. Headwounds bleed fiercely.
- Wear your new look with pride. Take pity on those that don't understand fashion trends.