Hubby turns 50 today! He was a bit discombobulated when his AARP card showed up a few weeks ago, but today...we're going to breakfast at Denny's, because they give you a free meal on your birthday. At least that's what HE says...I say that we're going there because Denny's caters to old people. I asked him if this means we need to start having dinner at 4 pm so he can be in bed by 9. He does NOT think I am funny. If anyone has any good old people jokes, feel free to pass them along.