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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 290193" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Thats what I LOVE about our military base CLOTHESPIN CROSSING GUARDS......</p><p> </p><p>You can have an expired registration on the Mother of a Marine's vehicle....</p><p> </p><p>But.....be the bookkeeper of a large construction company and have a boss that is late for a MANDATORY meeting for plans, and have a sticker that expires SOMETIME ---THAT MONTH ---not that it's ALREADY expired - but WILL expire and ALL Of a sudden it's KATY BAR THE DOOR - we need to shut this truck down and strip it to the frame and make the girl in the office jump, jump, jump through hoops to get downtown to the tax assessors office to pay the tax that isn't yet due, and then you have to fill out paper work, and walk up hill in the rain, in flip flops that break, and you're soaked and your boss is angry and of course it's YOUR fault, and you get in side and the line is 100 miles long, and everyone has a cold, and you wait and then they go to lunch and everyone is angry, and you wait, and your boss calls you on your stupit trac phone and you're paying by the minute and he will NOT reimburse you and then you finally get waited on and the check amt isn't right and he isn't there to initial it so you go outside and hope God will not strike you dead for lying and change the amt and scribble something that looks like his initials in anyway because he's being held on base by military MP's and he keeps calling then you run to the OTHER side of town with a broken flip flop - hating life and run into the DMV and they make you wait in line again - and you do then you get the dang thing - and rush back to the office and fax this stuff to the base - and FINALLY they let your boss go........and you rush out to Ft. Jackson and dry off his plate enough to put the fixxing sticker on it - and he is late to the meeting but by GOLLY his truck is LEGAL enough to go through the gate to turn around and go off base. </p><p> </p><p>Yeah - I know EXACTLY what you mean Janet.......EXACTLY....</p><p> </p><p>And no - they would NOT let him go until the truck was LEGAL......but then again........it WAS. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/faint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="faint :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" /></p><p> </p><p>So......you're up for another game of ARE WE LEGAL BILLY tomorrow huh? </p><p> </p><p>WEAR COMFY SHOES, TAKE PLENTY OF WATER....and a good book!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 290193, member: 4964"] Thats what I LOVE about our military base CLOTHESPIN CROSSING GUARDS...... You can have an expired registration on the Mother of a Marine's vehicle.... But.....be the bookkeeper of a large construction company and have a boss that is late for a MANDATORY meeting for plans, and have a sticker that expires SOMETIME ---THAT MONTH ---not that it's ALREADY expired - but WILL expire and ALL Of a sudden it's KATY BAR THE DOOR - we need to shut this truck down and strip it to the frame and make the girl in the office jump, jump, jump through hoops to get downtown to the tax assessors office to pay the tax that isn't yet due, and then you have to fill out paper work, and walk up hill in the rain, in flip flops that break, and you're soaked and your boss is angry and of course it's YOUR fault, and you get in side and the line is 100 miles long, and everyone has a cold, and you wait and then they go to lunch and everyone is angry, and you wait, and your boss calls you on your stupit trac phone and you're paying by the minute and he will NOT reimburse you and then you finally get waited on and the check amt isn't right and he isn't there to initial it so you go outside and hope God will not strike you dead for lying and change the amt and scribble something that looks like his initials in anyway because he's being held on base by military MP's and he keeps calling then you run to the OTHER side of town with a broken flip flop - hating life and run into the DMV and they make you wait in line again - and you do then you get the dang thing - and rush back to the office and fax this stuff to the base - and FINALLY they let your boss go........and you rush out to Ft. Jackson and dry off his plate enough to put the fixxing sticker on it - and he is late to the meeting but by GOLLY his truck is LEGAL enough to go through the gate to turn around and go off base. Yeah - I know EXACTLY what you mean Janet.......EXACTLY.... And no - they would NOT let him go until the truck was LEGAL......but then again........it WAS. :knockedout: So......you're up for another game of ARE WE LEGAL BILLY tomorrow huh? WEAR COMFY SHOES, TAKE PLENTY OF WATER....and a good book! [/QUOTE]
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