Cuz I have teeth! OMG it's been a long haul. Sept until today. Very long time. But in my opinion worth it as they fit great and look real. Only it's funny because now it feels weird. Not too horrible, just strange. And dentist.......whom I'd recommend to anyone.......is very upfront with info so you know what to expect. Wore them for 2 hrs today and was told to chat it up like mad, but no trying to eat with them. Tomorrow goes to 4 hrs, still no eating. Next day 6 hrs......when I get to about 10 hrs then I can start learning to eat soft foods and progress from there. First few mins was really strange. First hr talking with them was really strange. Brandon kept staring at me and grinning.......and staring and grinning. lol But was not too bad by the time it was time to take them out for the day. Dentist said to clean them with the brush and dish soap! Now I've cleaned more people's dentures than I could ever begin to count. Never have I heard this. Most use the tablet things......and I'm supposed to use those too. And some use toothpaste.......but never dishsoap. But he said nothing beats it for removing stains. So........okkkkk. Guess it's dishsoap. lol So now the joy of learning to talk, eat, and drink again.