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<blockquote data-quote="donna723" data-source="post: 306233" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p>This is AWFUL but I <em>have</em> to pass along this story my cousin told me about one of her friends! If this happened to me I would just dig a big hole and crawl in it!</p><p> </p><p>Her friend had gone with a group of church ladies to visit someone she didn't know very well - this person had a VERY nice house full of lovely old, expensive antique furniture and the friend ended up sitting in a beautiful old chair with light velvet upholstery. She was wearing a new black dress that she picked up at a discount store because it fit her well and looked really nice on her even though it was so cheap. Unfortunately, the friend had the beginnings of a cold, and even more unfortunate - she also had a bit of an incontinence problem - you can see this coming, can't you! First her throat started to tickle and pretty soon she was coughing and before she knew it, she had <em>peed</em> in the expensive antique chair! She had no idea what to do and just sat there in a panic while the other ladies chatted. When she finally had to get up, it was even worse than she thought. Once it got wet, the dye from the cheap black dress had come off all over the seat of the chair, so it was not only pee soaked, the whole seat of it was now stained black! </p><p> </p><p>I've been really embarassed in my life, but I don't think I've have ever been quite THAT embarassed!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donna723, post: 306233, member: 1883"] This is AWFUL but I [I]have[/I] to pass along this story my cousin told me about one of her friends! If this happened to me I would just dig a big hole and crawl in it! Her friend had gone with a group of church ladies to visit someone she didn't know very well - this person had a VERY nice house full of lovely old, expensive antique furniture and the friend ended up sitting in a beautiful old chair with light velvet upholstery. She was wearing a new black dress that she picked up at a discount store because it fit her well and looked really nice on her even though it was so cheap. Unfortunately, the friend had the beginnings of a cold, and even more unfortunate - she also had a bit of an incontinence problem - you can see this coming, can't you! First her throat started to tickle and pretty soon she was coughing and before she knew it, she had [I]peed[/I] in the expensive antique chair! She had no idea what to do and just sat there in a panic while the other ladies chatted. When she finally had to get up, it was even worse than she thought. Once it got wet, the dye from the cheap black dress had come off all over the seat of the chair, so it was not only pee soaked, the whole seat of it was now stained black! I've been really embarassed in my life, but I don't think I've have ever been quite THAT embarassed! [/QUOTE]
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